This Is How We Do Things in Konoha

[Complete. Next story: Konoha Stardew Valley] Haruna was about as ordinary a ninja as you could find in Konoha. She graduated from the Ninja Academy as a dead last, spent her days taking dull, low-level missions to build up her résumé, and had an unremarkable crush that went nowhere. But lately, something had changed in her life. During the Chunin Exams, she faced off against Naruto Uzumaki, the village’s famously hopeless underachiever. Even among dead-last students, there were levels. Just as she was about to concede, the sky suddenly began livestreaming her and Naruto’s… future story? But something about the story seemed off The Chunin Exams were actually a plot by Sunagakure? The Fourth Kazekage was dead? Orochimaru was actually [Kiss your target to unlock the next part of the livestream, sweetie.] At that moment, the Chunin Exam arena fell utterly silent. “To protect the village’s future, why don’t you two… give it a kiss?” The Third Hokage cleared his throat, his expression grave. “This is a sacrifice in keeping with the Will of Fire!” * But the sky screen kept getting more outrageous. To unlock more of the livestream, she had to hold hands with Naruto, go on dates with him… But the Third said it was in keeping with the Will of Fire, so it should be fine, right? Just as Naruto had started acting increasingly bashful lately, often looking like he wanted to say something but couldn’t, the sky screen suddenly changed. It began livestreaming the story of Haruna and the village’s missing-nin, Sasuke Uchiha. It showed his bloody vendetta, his pursuit of power, his farewell in the rain, his brother… [Kiss your target to unlock the next part of the livestream, sweetie.] Haruna: ??? And so, one day, Sasuke Uchiha, the boy she had once secretly loved, stood before her in white, sword in hand, his expression cold. Haruna figured that even if the young Uchiha lord used every last ounce of courage he had, he still wouldn’t be able to force a kiss on her. Help. Lord Third, does kissing the person I used to have a crush on, who’s now a traitor to the village, count as following the Will of Fire too? qaq Kakashi advised her to stay true to herself. Naruto was the one who best embodied the Will of Fire. That was, until the sky screen began livestreaming the story of Kakashi and her. It showed him as a gifted boy, cold and taciturn; it showed him enduring setback after setback without ever losing his kind heart, and that his best friend hadn’t actually died… [Kiss your target to unlock the next part of the livestream, sweetie.] Kakashi: … (takes a deep breath) Kakashi: Actually, becoming the Sixth Hokage’s wife wouldn’t be so bad. Before long, the Uchiha clan’s founding ancestor, the mysterious masked man, the Akatsuki’s missing-nin, and others all joined the sky screen’s livestream. #Shocking! Pain attacked the village just to force his way in and kiss her!# #That day, the entire shinobi world thought she had kissed Madara Uchiha# #It’s fine, Itachi and Sasuke did it too :)# [Things to know before reading] 1. All the heroines are female. 2. The main story is a sweet romance, but the livestream of the parallel world’s future is full of melodramatic, tragic romance. There will probably be plenty of cringe-inducing drama, so proceed with caution if you’re easily embarrassed. 3. There are dark and out-of-character elements, especially in the Uchiha storyline. 4. If you’re okay with all that, then, let’s go!!! Theme: Fate is woven like a web; be as steadfast as a rock.