No Idiots Allowed in This Volleyball Dating Sim

#Just an ordinary Haikyuu!! all-pairings story, mostly sweet romance!

#Added later: I botched it. I turned a theoretical love triangle into a single-track pure romance and can't get out of it. Hehe, I'm a total amateur (closes eyes)

Please check out my completed Kageyama story next door, A Volleyball Idiot's Shock for a Genius Setter!

The next story is a coming-soon title: Kenma's Online Romance Goes Wrong! It's mainly about esports~

A girl addicted to online games who seriously pushes towers x Kenma, the cat, who seriously dates online. Wow!

Story introduction:

Kurita Saya, an intern at a magazine publisher, gets the manuscript for Uchiuchi-sensei's new work, Haikyuu!, from her editor, Akaashi.

After staying up for three whole nights to finish it, she falls head over heels and becomes a total fan of Uchiuchi-sensei.

And a devoted mom-fan of the characters, too

To Oikawa, who keeps losing the prefectural finals: "Aww, don't cry, baby! You're the best baby in the whole world!"

To middle-school Hinata, practicing volleyball alone: "Don't worry, baby! You'll definitely become the Little Giant!"

To Kita, who can't get on the court: "A baby who works hard every day is sooooo cool!"

To young Tendo, who's ostracized: "So what if you're a monster? I love little monsters the most!!"

"..."

Then Kurita Saya passed out from excitement and too many sleepless nights, and entered the world of the manga

As expected of Uchiuchi-sensei's new work. It even comes with a System, and she can interact with the characters up close!

System: "Please, Host, work hard to raise the characters' [Affection] and complete the mission, or you'll be..."

Kurita Saya nodded furiously without a second thought. "I will!"

The System was stunned. It hadn't even said what the punishment was yet... W-why was she being so cooperative?

Kurita Saya: At last, I can comfort my babies in person

The world's best mommy is here!

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After entering the manga, Kurita Saya gets a different identity and quickly starts her missions.

An ordinary girl from a neighboring school, a childhood friend, a new manager for the volleyball club... She appears by their sides.

How Kurita Saya understands raising affection

I made this lunch box for you with my own hands, Mommy's baby. Grow up big and strong! (hands it over)

How affection actually rises

Oikawa: (thinking seriously) She transferred schools just for me and even brought me lunch. I guess I should take this love seriously?

Hinata: Ahhh, I have to get on the court and spike a hundred balls, so I can live up to Saya-chan's feelings for me!

Kageyama: (pulls out a volleyball) Want me to set for you?

Captain Kita: I want to receive Saya's lunch every [single day] from now on.

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Without realizing anything was wrong, Kurita Saya completed the missions perfectly, left the manga, and returned to reality.

Only later did she discover

"Huh? The characters Uchiuchi-sensei drew... Are they all real people?"

Were the manga world and reality she knew actually one and the same?

As her babies keep showing up at her door one after another, Kurita Saya finally realizes something is wrong. (Nervously) "Please, let me explain..."

Kurita Saya x ???

I heard there can be different endings now

So I get the feeling the male lead isn't fixed anymore (sorry, my original male lead... but you want everyone to be happy too, right? (cries))

I'm sure there'll be some OOC, so I'm getting down on my knees in advance (kowtows)

A Haikyuu!! all-pairings otome story. Have a bite of this monster banquet!

Match results may be changed, so it's better to think of this as a parallel universe.

About the [Coming Soon] stories:

This shameless little author will fantasize about anyone, so there'll probably be lots of Haikyuu!! otome stories!

Besides the ones already posted, you can browse my profile or make requests in the comments for other Haikyuu!! babies you'd like to read about. I may revise the blurbs later, though.

#Next up: The Bossy Cat's Online Romance Can Go Wrong Too!

The boss is a real boss, and the cat is a real cat (he really can turn into one!

Here's the blurb:

Xingchuan Meiyi, a mediocre but self-confident girl addicted to online games, is the campus belle of Tokyo A University, though no one can ever find her.

One day, feeling full of confidence, she starts a PVP match and, as expected, becomes the weak link on her team (though she refuses to admit it).

So when her teammates all start yelling at her over voice chat, only one expert quietly types: Stick with me. I'll carry you to victory.

Xingchuan Meiyi follows him with some hesitation, and they actually turn the match around from a disadvantage?!

Xingchuan Meiyi (typing): We're both amazing!

A certain cat (thinking to himself): Today's game was a little more challenging. It doesn't seem so boring now...

After the match, Xingchuan Meiyi sends him a friend request.

At the same time, she also checks a preset system message.

[Want to pair up? I'll carry you.]

After receiving the request, Kozume thinks for ten seconds, then slowly clicks [Accept] for the friend request and [Agree] to the pair bond.

Great, he thinks. This way the game won't be boring.

As for a girlfriend, he happens to be missing one of those too.

After starting university, Kuroo has always worried about how someone like Kenma, who spends all his free time at home gaming, could ever find a girlfriend.

Then, just as he's fretting over it, Kenma suddenly announces that he already has a girlfriend, and that they're even on the verge of breaking up?!

Kuroo: What? Did your partner fall from the ceiling while you were lying on the sofa at home?

Kenma thinks for a moment, then says, "Pretty much."

He did get a girlfriend while lying on the sofa and playing a game, after all.

Kuroo: ...?

Xingchuan Meiyi somehow ends up with a partner. She has no idea how it happened, but doesn't think much of it.

These days, every game lobby has people looking for a partner anyway.

Then, not long afterward, the game adds a solo mode, where players without partners can earn double rewards.

A girl addicted to online games like Xingchuan Meiyi obviously isn't going to miss this chance.

So she casually leaves an offline message for Kenma.

[We're breaking up. I'm going to play solo.]

Then that night, a certain cat shows up looking pitiful at the door of her apartment, eyes red as he asks why she broke up with him.

A black-and-yellow kitten: Meow meow meow! (protesting)

Xingchuan Meiyi: Where did this cute little kitten come from?! (scoops him up and kisses him)

This is what I'm writing next! I hope you'll add it to your favorites. It'll motivate me to build up a backlog, mwah!

Also, the coming-soon story after that is The Miya Twins' Sandwich Prank. It might not be all that pure and romantic, haha. Help yourselves!

The one after that is How Do You Raise a Chuunibyou Owl? A melodramatic, healing little sweet story!

[Warning!]

I don't understand, support, or respect extremely obnoxious comments. I'll delete them and send them back your way. I hope everyone can stay kind and cheerful. I'll take rational discussion into consideration~

If you really don't like it, just leave without telling me. I'll delete all farewell messages.

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