Caught by a Black-Bellied Snake with My Dragon Tail in Its Clutches

My next book, "Is the Young Lady Insomniac Today?" Please add it to your reading list.

*Scheming beauty green snake x aloof white dragon immortal lord

For thousands of years, Suichu had sailed through life without a care, listening to music, sleeping in, and teasing Yin Wancheng, the rival she couldn't stand.

Until one day, she heard that the wretched dragon had lost a duel. Suichu, eager to watch the spectacle, said, "Come on, let's go collect his body."

Yin Wancheng, once immaculate and haughty in her presence, was so badly injured he could barely stand. Suichu kindly kicked him to the ground.

Then she saw Yin Wancheng, his mind sealed, staring at her with vacant eyes. Before losing consciousness, he spat out, "Witch!"

Suichu suddenly had a wonderful idea.

She would carry him home, heal him, and keep him locked up, forcing him to submit at her feet and crushing his pride to dust.

She never expected Yin Wancheng to wake with his mind completely blank, having forgotten his entire past. He avoided everyone, yet trusted and relied on her alone.

He was an unattainable moon, but Suichu was determined to make him lower than dirt.

She twisted his understanding of the world, tricking him into believing he was a white snake, not a dragon. He obediently agreed.

She claimed to be his master and turned him into her plaything. He believed her without a doubt.

Taking advantage of his amnesia, she coaxed him into his true form, touched him all over, took his innocence, and left the little fool to deal with himself, his face flushed and the corners of his eyes damp.

But she didn't notice how his gaze grew clearer by the day.

Later, on the day of their wedding, Suichu was intercepted. Cool scales touched her waist, slithering over her and winding tighter and tighter around her.

Yin Wancheng, who had supposedly died, knelt before her and looked up, his voice hoarse.

"Master, don't you want your plaything anymore?"

Reading Guide:

1. The blurb has been rewritten, but the outline is unchanged. Happy ending.

This is a boy-girl romance, not a girl-boy romance: scheming beauty green snake x aloof white dragon immortal lord.

2. The heroine has a wicked streak. The hero is genuinely silly at first, but he'll recover.

3. Both leads are virgins. Neither has ever liked anyone else, ever!!! The hero is pure in body and mind! No exes!!! (Emphasis, emphasis, emphasis. Every strand of his hair belongs to the heroine.)

4. This is a niche kink. Please respect one another. For specific content warnings, see the author's note in chapter one. Please don't make false content warnings.

Here's the following period-romance book I'm collecting readers for: "Is the Young Lady Insomniac Today?"

Xie Wanshuang, the daughter of the richest family in the capital, suffers from severe insomnia. Famous doctors have declared she won't live past eighteen.

Then, by chance, she learns that finding a certain martial-world wanderer might give her a chance at life.

To find him, Xie Wanshuang has repeatedly spent a fortune just to meet him once.

The day the young man came to their appointment, his cool, indifferent eyes looked her up and down. Then he slowly said, "Someone's paying to have you killed."

"Tell me, do you have any special requests?"

Xie Wanshuang was so moved that tears streamed down her face.

This young man was so kind! Not only was he willing to sacrifice himself, he even thoughtfully offered a range of services!

Without a second thought, Xie Wanshuang stepped forward and wrapped her arms around his waist. "When we sleep later, could you be a little more proactive?"

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Ling Chi, the fourth-ranked assassin of Chengying Tower.

The three most important things in life: killing, sleeping, and raising Roubao.

But lately, he's been hounded by an annoying young lady.

As far as he's concerned, Xie Wanshuang is lovesick for him, throwing herself at him all day without a shred of feminine modesty, and occasionally throwing money at him.

He's an assassin with an iron will. Sure, he's short on cash, but how could he debase himself for money...

Unfortunately, he fell asleep again, unable to help himself.

Even worse, the young lady got the better of him.

When he woke, Xie Wanshuang had climbed into his bed while he slept. Her lips were pressed against his cheek, one unruly hand on his thigh, and a faintly lascivious smile on her face.

Ling Chi felt humiliated. He kicked her off the bed, drew his long sword, and held it to his own neck. "I'll die."

"You can't die." Xie Wanshuang wept with heartfelt sincerity. "You're my life. How could I go on if you died?"

So she really did crave my body that desperately.

The usually calm and composed Ling Chi's reason began to crumble. For the first time, he looked directly at the lecherous young lady, his ears turning red.

*

When their eyes met, Ling Chi belatedly realized his narcolepsy was getting better.

He got paid, and his illness was being treated. It was a deal with no downside.

For the sake of his health, he decided he could tolerate her getting close to him. Ling Chi half-heartedly decided: I'll sleep with her, then kill her.

Until a huge sack of money smacked him awake from his sweet dream.

"This money is compensation for you."

It sounded an awful lot like she was telling him to get lost.

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Later on.

Rumor had it that Miss Xie had recently taken in a handsome young courtesan, whom she adored. The two of them stayed locked in a room day and night, while the courtesan, despite benefiting from the arrangement, was terribly unwilling, crying and threatening to die. The more he protested, the more Miss Xie doted on him and showered him with money.

Ling Chi's eyes darkened, an unsettling chill gathering around him as he gripped his sword and sneered.

So she'd found someone new.

That night, the man who had tried to climb over the Xie residence's wall to steal his place was scared away.

The young man kicked open the gate of the Xie residence, sword in hand, and laughed brazenly. "Just what kind of cat or dog thinks it can covet my young lady?"

Xie Wanshuang trembled.

Why had her bedmate suddenly turned into a villain?

#Miss, I'll sleep with you however you want. No charge. I'll even pay you.

#I only wanted him to help cure my illness. How did I end up provoking an assassin from the martial world?!

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