My Clichéd Fanfic Took the Jujutsu World by Storm

[Next up: Sister Simulator, But Every Route Ends in BE. Blurb at the bottom~]

After changing careers and becoming an editor, Nanami receives a manuscript one day titled The Young Master Gojo Says He Can Give Me Nothing but Money and His Body...

Nanami, nearly falling asleep while reading manuscripts: ??

It's a Gojo fanfic!

The blurb reads:

I'm Young Master Gojo's professional sugar baby, the kind who gets paid five million a month.

My job is to stand in for his White Moonlight.

He says he can give me nothing but money and his body.

He's handsome, rich, and good in bed. It's a pretty sweet deal.

When his White Moonlight returns to the country, I wisely pack up and leave, starting a new life and using the ten billion he gave me to keep the company of all kinds of male models.

After a few drinks, I put my arm around a handsome young man. Looking at his white hair and blue eyes, I tease him while tipsy:

"You look just like my ex. Five million a month. Want to be his stand-in?"

"Sure." A voice I know all too well speaks beside me.

×

Nanami slams the table in admiration!

This story has everything: contract dating, a sugar baby, a stand-in, a White Moonlight, a groveling ex, a fake heiress, an uncle romance, a second male lead...

Wouldn't it be perfect for a bestseller, print edition, and screen adaptation all in one?

She immediately signs the contract!

The novel quickly sweeps the nation, beloved by readers everywhere. It becomes essential morning reading at Jujutsu High, and everyone debates it passionately.

The market even starts churning out titles like Trial Bride: The White-Haired Young Master Spoils Me Rotten,

Young Master Gojo, Stop Chasing Me! Your Wife Ran Off with Your Uncle!, Twins in One Pregnancy: The Scheming Cult Leader Runs Away While Pregnant, and I Fell in Love with the Man Inside My Brother.

Gojo: Our family may be steeped in feudal baggage, but we don't have trial brides!! (The character who teaches the young master about sex before the wedding.)

Shoko: How did you get her pregnant? Doesn't Infinity come with a built-in ultra-thin condom?

Geto: Wait, in this twins-running-away-while-pregnant thing, am I the one who ran off?

Yuji: You bastard, Sukuna! Don't use my body to kiss my sister! Am I part of your play or what?! (Can't tell the novel from reality.)

So, who the hell wrote this?!

*

I'm a novelist. As my book becomes a sensation, I gain fame and fortune.

And they come looking for me.

Strangely, they all say they like me.

But if that's what they want, I'll accept [everything].

At night, someone is always sneaking into my home and clouding my mind. The next day, my body always feels wrong.

They desperately want to possess me, to make me theirs.

They all believe they're the only one I love, and that it has to be that way.

Then one day, the beautiful illusion shatters. They ask why I lied to them, and why I treated everyone like a lover.

I only tilt my head in confusion. "But isn't this what you wanted?"

"Would you rather I said I didn't like you and didn't want to be with you?"

I don't understand.

I only fulfilled their wishes. Why are they angry?

I don't understand.

★The heroine has a constitution similar to Tomie, attracting certain people. The longer they spend together, the more possessive those people become. She herself can't resist them and is in an ignorant state where she'll fulfill [every request]. She has no moral or ethical constraints and is emotionally blank. In theory, she won't fall for anyone either. I won't say more because of spoilers; this will be explained later in the story. She won't toy with the original characters' feelings. Everyone is a good kid!

★As the blurb suggests, the first half is comedic and the second half is otome. There's an excessive amount of fiction within the fiction. OOC warning.

★No fixed pairing, open ending.

Upcoming Novel

Sister Simulator, But Every Route Ends in BE

I'm a legendary BE magnet. No matter how purely romantic a route is in a dating game, I always trigger the bad ending.

After I turned a game with 100% sweetness into an ending where one person died and the other went mad, scaring off all the fans of sweet romances, the developers banned me from playing for life.

Today, my bandage-wearing older brother, who once again failed to kill himself, bought me a game just for me to cheer me up. It's called Sister Simulator.

The game only has sibling routes.

He says that if dating games end in bad endings, we can try a family route instead. Besides, fictional siblings are always borderline incestuous anyway.

After telling him how disgusting he is, I officially start the game out of boredom.

But he didn't tell me it was a live simulation game. Entering means being reborn as a baby, and losing my memories!

And this jerk is livestreaming my gameplay to make money!

Just you wait! When I beat the game, I'll...

[Welcome to Sister Simulator. Game start.]

Brother No. 1: The sickly twin sister of the Six Eyes Divine Child

You and your Six Eyes brother are born at the same time, but you are forced to bear the curse. You are frail and sickly, and whenever you go near your brother, your life force is drained away.

You live apart from childhood and have never met.

You bear the curse, while he knows nothing about it.

You instinctively want to be near him, but can only be forced to stay away.

You cross the barriers of secrets and curses. He says, "Thank you for everything," and saves you, setting you free.

You promise him you'll live to a hundred, but then learn how his story ends.

You choose to sacrifice yourself, becoming the eyes that let him see the future.

Brother, keep living.

Game over.

Brother No. 2: I switched bodies with my brother when he wanted to kill the whole family

"Come on! Touch even one of my fingers, and I'll run around naked in your body!"

Gojo hears from Yaga that Geto has been muttering things like "monkeys" and "meaning" lately, and might be depressed. Yaga tells him to keep an eye on him.

When he goes to check on him...

"Wow! You're so handsome! Do you have a girlfriend? Do you? Do you?!" The other person pops up around him like a little mole.

...Yeah, definitely not acting normal.

Your brother becomes you and lives an ordinary life. You and your adorable friends heal him, and he rediscovers why ordinary people are worth protecting.

But you are diagnosed with a terminal illness and die on the very day he says at the graduation ceremony that you are the reason he became a jujutsu sorcerer.

Game over.

Brother No. 3: ...

You finally clear every route in the game, and without exception, every ending is a BE.

Your bandage-wearing brother smirks like a jerk. You realize you've been set up.

You beat him up and refuse to speak to him again.

What a scumbag of a brother!

If only the brothers in the game really existed.

That's what you think.

The white-haired, blue-eyed boy, the black-haired boy with the topknot... All the brothers from the game come to you.

"I'm sorry, my cutest, prettiest, most thoughtful little sister. Don't be mad~ There's a second game out now. Let's play it together."

Hmph~

You cuddle up with your new brothers. You don't want to talk to that scumbag brother.

Your brother watches you, his gaze growing darker by the day.

You catch up with your new brothers and have fun every day.

But what you don't know is that after you die, every one of them...

goes mad.

And never lets you leave again.

★In the game, it's all sibling love: pure, genuine, biological siblings! A massive sibling love triangle and a bratty little sister's groveling campaign to win them back XD

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