How to Eat Dazai

[Two-way forced love] For Noah, the first 19 years of his life were perfect. As the son of Guild leader Fitzgerald, he had endless money, a gentle mother, and a lovely sister. But when he was 20 years old, his sister passed away. Faced with a schizophrenic mother and a father who was looking for the "book" and ignored him, Noah, who had always been domineering in the Guild and committed crimes based on his beauty, suddenly lost the motivation in life. Noah: "Since the 'book' is in the hands of the leader of Mafia, we must capture Mafia within three months." A week later, Guild and Mafia had a fierce exchange of fire in Yokohama. In the melee, they captured a prisoner - a black-haired boy covered in bandages. Noah: "Tell me all the information about the leader of Mafia. If you make me happy, I can accept you as my little lover." Now lying on the ground, the dying Black Mud Spirit looked up at him, smiled, and said angrily: "Okay." * Since then, a rumor has quietly circulated within the Guild: "Master Noah captured a little prisoner from Mafia and locked him in a room to pamper him day and night." Another rumor said: "Moreover, Master Noah is the one below." * A few months later, Mafia sent Noah a letter with the following content: "Please immediately release our leader, Mr. Dazai." The subordinate on the side wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said to Noah: "Master, the little boy you like seems to be the leader of Mafia." Noah sat on the luxurious velvet seat and calmly twirled his hair with his hands: "Oh." Subordinate: "Then why don't you leave quickly?" Noah: "It's too late to leave, I'm going to run." * Noah was well aware of the leader's cruel methods, so that night, he and his subordinates evacuated Yokohama at the speed of light. But an hour later, he was captured by the mafia, his hands were tied behind his back, and he was thrown in front of the mafia leader. Noah raised his head and looked at the person above him. When he met the familiar pair of dead leaf-colored pupils, his heart stopped. "Ahem," Noah straightened up and looked at the leader, pretending to be calm and elegant, "Looking at our previous friendship——" Then, a slender hand held Noah's chin, and a familiar and gentle voice sounded in his ears—— "What kind of friendship? The friendship of being forced to be your little lover?" *** Purpose: Treat everyone with kindness.