The Strongest Always Thinks I'm Secretly in Love with Him

At twenty, Bai Yin retired from the liquor distillery and became a part-time employee at a certain Poirot Cafe. On his first day in this world, Bai Yin inexplicably got bound to a certain "romance System." Every day, it brainwashed him: "Mr. Bai Yin, don't you want to fall in love?" Bai Yin: "No." Damn System: "If you develop a romantic relationship with an NPC, you'll get all sorts of golden finger rewards!" Bai Yin: "No." Having offended too many people while working at the distillery, Bai Yin was often hunted by NPCs from all sides. He didn't care, enjoying the daily fun of loving and fighting his NPC pursuers. Among those chasing him was 5t5, who claimed to be the strongest. The strongest had only just come of age, and his narcissism was in direct proportion to his good looks. Thanks to the romance System stirring things up and a series of misunderstandings, 5t5 became convinced that Bai Yin had a crush on him. 5t5: "Admit it, you like me." Bai Yin: "Not a chance." 5t5: "You just looked at me again. You're obviously falling for me." Bai Yin: "?" 5t5: "You're not admitting it? Then let's get married." Bai Yin: "Why?" 5t5: "Because you're my enemy. I'll marry you and torment you every day." Later, in order to put an end to his life on the run, Bai Yin was forced to agree to the marriage. He prepared himself to fight back against 5t5, but after the wedding, 5t5 fed him delicious meals three times a day, drove him to and from work, and took him on dates with a new twist every week. So much for tormenting him! Later, everyone knew the Gojo family had a domineering, arrogant lady of the house, and 5t5 let her run wild without a word or a care. As time went by, Bai Yin grew more and more uneasy and couldn't help asking, "When are you going to start tormenting me?" 5t5: "When you fall for me." * An everyday romance between a narcissistic, shamelessly flirtatious strongest and an elegant little fox who's afraid of marriage. * Enemies who bicker and a marriage that turns into love. A sweet, everyday romance. * [The protagonist seems universally hated, but is actually adored by everyone.] * Romance between fanfic characters is bound to involve [OOC]. Next book: "A Thousand-Layered Plan to Win Over Chuuya" When he was ten, Bai Muqiuji had just joined the Sheep when he found the legendary Arahabaki. The god of calamity had only just been born, and was straightforward and naive. Under Muqiuji's careful care, he soon came to rely on him. Not long after, Muqiuji announced to everyone, "This Mr. Chuuya is my little boyfriend." Naive Chuuya: "What does 'little boyfriend' mean?" Muqiuji: "It's just a pet name for you. It doesn't mean anything special." Nakahara Chuuya believed him. But this little boyfriend was incredibly slow on the uptake. No matter how subtly Muqiuji hinted, their relationship remained that of ordinary friends and never took a step forward. Then he would just have to act. Though Muqiuji wasn't weak, he would pretend to be helpless so Mr. Chuuya would unscrew bottles for him. Though he had excellent stamina, he would run a few steps and pretend to twist his ankle, so Mr. Chuuya would worry about him and apply medicine. Though he was perfectly healthy, he'd occasionally clutch his chest and cough so Mr. Chuuya would ask after his health. Muqiuji kept up the act for years, and it looked like things between him and Mr. Chuuya were finally going to work out naturally. Then one day, a man named Dazai Osamu appeared and whisked Mr. Chuuya away to the mafia with just a few words, never to be heard from again. Muqiuji: A torrent of curses. * Half a month later, Mr. Chuuya came running back with red wine to apologize to Muqiuji, now a mafia executive-in-training. Muqiuji said coolly, "Why are you back? I don't want to see you again." Nakahara Chuuya: "Hey, I know what 'little boyfriend' means now." Muqiuji: "..." Nakahara Chuuya: "If I'm your boyfriend, I'm your boyfriend. Why did you put 'little' in front of it?" Theme: Face life with optimism and enthusiasm.