Come and Win Me Over

[The blurb for my upcoming novel, A Guide to Raising a Succubus, is below. If you like it, please give it a little love!] 1. Yan Chen awakens to discover he is living inside a beloved romantic comedy novel, and he is the pampered young master Yan, famous for his wild, carefree ways. But after meeting the novel’s protagonist, he falls head over heels and becomes his devoted puppy. Yan Chen looks at the person in front of him. “There’s nothing special about him.” 2. Yan Chen discovers by chance that he can hear one person’s thoughts. That person is Ying Shu, a devoted puppy for the male lead. Ying Shu has two faces. Out loud, he says, “Really? Is Big Brother coming over?” But in his head: “Ugh, he’s coming, so what? Am I supposed to go burn three sticks of incense for him?” Out loud: “Big Brother is so cold to me.” In his head: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, all he ever says is ‘yeah’! Who’s that deadpan face for? If you don’t need your mouth, donate it and let someone use it as a doorbell!” Yan Chen can’t help laughing out loud. Ying Shu turns to look at him, his big eyes red and brimming with hurt. But in his head: “We’re both suck-ups. What are you grinning at?” Yan Chen’s smile vanishes. 3. Yan Chen learns that Ying Shu is a mission-taker who needs love to survive. In the pouring rain, Yan Chen helps Ying Shu to his feet. He’s in a sorry state, and still cursing up a storm in his head. Yan Chen smiles and says, “How about you fall for me? I should be easier to handle than him.” This time, the little smart-mouth stays silent for a long while. At last, he says, “That thing of yours has never been used, has it? Is it a tiny pepper dangling from a big tree?” Yan Chen: “Great.” Upcoming Novel Blurb 1: A succubus-raising app suddenly appears on Wen Xi’s phone, and no matter what he tries, he can’t uninstall it. Thinking, “I’ll see what the hell this thing is,” Wen Xi taps it open. The bold, explicit art makes Wen Xi furrow his brow. A porn game? Blurb 2: Wen Xi turns a porn game into a virtual pet-raising game. The little succubus he adopted is just too frail and needs to be cared for properly. Wen Xi spends a fortune and pours all his energy into raising him. Just as the little guy grows healthy and lively, Wen Xi gets a notice one day that the game is shutting down. Wen Xi: “The sky is falling!” Blurb 3: One night, a neighbor he has never met knocks on Wen Xi’s door, cheeks burning and body trembling. Shivering, he begs, “Please, hold me.” Wen Xi: “In your condition, I recommend calling 911.” Theme: Stay optimistic, strong, and positive.