[Wuxia Crossover] This Monk Has Always Settled Things with Reason

Jiang Xuanli was playing video games in the middle of the night when he was struck by lightning and transmigrated.

The bad news: he died and transmigrated. The good news: he possessed peerless martial arts, and could stay alive as long as he upheld justice.

Jiang Xuanli hefted the nine-foot tin staff in his hand. How hard could it be to uphold justice?

Let the wicked say goodbye to this beautiful world!

No one could stop him from staying alive.

What? Someone dared to assassinate him?

Jiang Xuanli swung his weapon with a fearsome flourish. "Amitabha! This poor monk shall send you all to the Buddha to atone for your sins!"

"Master, wait...!" Chu Xiangshuai couldn't stop him from committing murder, ahem, upholding justice. The assassins were already dead and their souls had gone west.

What? He'd die if he didn't complete his mission in time?

Jiang Xuanli glanced at the government's wanted posters, then promptly gave the wanted criminals a sound beating. "You may be useless, but you're all my hope for staying alive!"

The wanted criminals: "Thanks, I guess."

What? People mistook his righteous deeds for the work of a great villain?

Jiang Xuanli found the source of the rumors and earnestly raised his fist to enlighten him. With compassion in his eyes, he sighed. "This poor monk has always reasoned with people."

The rumor-spreader, gritting his teeth: "Bah! You're clearly a monk who doesn't know how to reason!"

Jiang Xuanli thought for two seconds, then wrote the character for "reason" on his fist with a pen. He tilted his head and asked, "How about now?"

The rumor-spreader: "I @&#%..."

"Sigh." Jiang Xuanli shook his head helplessly, even more convinced the man wouldn't repent. "It's impolite to curse."

Someone so impolite didn't deserve to see the Buddha. He could only send him to see the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha. :)

Well, it couldn't be helped. There were just so many wicked people in this world.

But he couldn't go around punching the elderly at the South Mountain nursing home and kicking the children at the North Sea kindergarten. He always respected the old and cherished the young. What he could do was...

Punch the Gentleman Sword of Mount Hua, kick the Central Plains Assassins' Tower, set the Six Paths of the Demonic Sect against one another. The martial world called him the Ghost of Dread (?).

Jiang Xuanli: What Ghost of Dread? I'm a good person, and a good person who likes to reason.

Everyone in the martial world: Heh.

*The protagonist is fairly laid-back at first. He'll live if he can, and if he can't, so be it. He doesn't start physically persuading people until the early-to-middle part of the story.

*This is a martial arts world mash-up, probably including Twin Dragons of the Great Tang, Four Eyebrows, Chu Xiangshuai, Li Tanhua, Qianmian Gongzi, and others.

*The protagonist doesn't know the original story, the System has very little presence, and there are original elements (important!).

*OOC characterizations ahead.

[A Strange Matchmaking Story]

Coming soon: [Wuxia Crossover] The Cult Leaders Are Arguing Again

Synopsis:

Yu Luosha had been in seclusion for decades, and at last shattered the void. But he never expected to be swept into another world by a temporal storm.

Yu Luosha thought Ximen Chuixue was the only person he cared about even a little. He never expected to meet someone else in this unfamiliar world who could stir his heart.

Dongfang Bubai met someone clad in a magnificent black robe embroidered with golden phoenixes. He was imperious and noble beyond compare, but cold, heartless, and annoying.

Oh, the most annoying thing was that this man looked down on him. Dongfang Bubai had dominated the martial world for years, and Yu Luosha was the first person bold enough to show such contempt so openly.

Yu Luosha had seen all kinds of people in his years ruling the world, but he'd never seen anyone like Dongfang Bubai, who could take a winning hand and play it so badly, willingly letting a man keep him on a leash.

Yu Luosha: Unheard of, unseen before. A disgrace to the entire world of cult leaders!

Later...

Yu Luosha: You think you can touch what's mine?

Yang Lianting, dead!

Dongfang Bubai: You're so noble, so impressive. If you're so tough, get out of my bed.

Could Yu Luosha get out?

Hah! As if!

Now that Dongfang Bubai belonged to Yu Luosha, he was Yu Luosha's possession. Only Yu Luosha had the final say. Dongfang Bubai's words didn't count.

Theme: Let reason prevail.