[Football] Did This Little Bear Forward Fall Off Your Club?

[A German bear with a honey-mustard flavor: sweet with a little kick. His playing style leans toward Beckenbauer's, a libero roaming freely across the whole pitch. This is mainly about building up two old-school groups: the Class of '92, a youthful storm, and the spicy hot-pot ImPact.] This little bear's main job is selling bread, and football is just his side hustle. Ferguson snatched him back (crossed out) picked him up (check mark). Every teammate who has played alongside Geni Staal has had this to say about him: "He put all his innate talent into turning into a person. Being around him, you'd say he's more or less human. Ask him what he can do besides play football, and..." Geni looks puzzled. "Do what? Order food? Are you calling me because it's time to eat? But it isn't mealtime yet." (A very precise German bear.) [That's right, he doesn't understand human speech. Best not to ask.] This guy made his debut in the Premier League, then scored double digits on an English listening test. The coaching staff threw a party to celebrate. He knows exactly three phrases in Italian: "Hello." "I've run into a little trouble." "Would a kind soul please call the police and send me home? I'll reward you generously." He's been assessed and deemed capable of surviving, so he was sent off to Italy without hesitation~ Transfer: Manchester United → AC Milan The little bear just forgot to put any points into language skills (QAQ). When the salty fish was making him, it accidentally poured all the language talent into the kid next door, You Zai~ The fish really isn't playing favorites. Its tail slipped. The good news: he speaks his mother tongue pretty well, so he can mix German and Chinese when he argues. The bad news: he plays football in the Premier League and at IKEA... Over here, you don't need German or Chinese to argue. [Before reading: The little bear has an adult male body, with a chest and a waist, the build of a standard tall center-forward. The bad news is, he's a big, clumsy forward, and has a few bad habits (?). He comes from a single-parent family, and it's not a good family in the traditional sense. His mother is a beautiful woman with black hair and dark eyes, and a bit of Italian flair. Her personality is also rather Italian. She retired as a jockey. The little bear is a lot like his mother: wild, free-spirited, ambitious, and eager to get ahead. The little bear is more subtle, after all, he has some old German blood in him. This isn't a heavy story. The fish is only here to make you laugh.] Theme: No matter how difficult things get, never beg for pity!