[Haikyuu!!] Yanderes and Cat Types Really Are a Perfect Match!

Novel Blurb: After the new school year begins, Kozume Kenma keeps feeling that something around him is strangely off, though he can't quite put it into words: First, strange messages start appearing in his textbooks after he turns them in and gets them back. Then he keeps waking up pinned down by some ghostly presence. When he wakes, it seems like something is missing from his home, and yet it also seems like nothing is missing... Luckily, though, he meets a younger schoolmate who gets along with him incredibly well. Incredibly, incredibly well. After receiving a gift he adores, Kozume Kenma's eyes light up as he exclaims, "Nanase, you're my very best friend." Kuroo, hiding around the corner and suspecting his friend is dating someone, only to discover someone has stolen a march on him: "Huh? Then what am I?" [Turns out I'm the clown.] With one hand behind her back, Iwagumi Nanase casually deletes the photo of the webpage she secretly took at Kozume Kenma's house yesterday. She beams, throws her arms around the boy, and affectionately nuzzles him. "That's right, you're also my very best boyfriend!" The Nekoma team, already used to seeing this: "They shouldn't be here. They should be under the car, sobbing. Our setter got kidnapped by a yandere creep." Kozume firmly shakes his head. "What are you talking about? How could Nanase possibly be a yandere creep?" After failing to save him time and again, the Nekoma team finally understands: "So the one who's truly love-struck was our own setter all along." [Iwagumi's a little unhinged, and yes, there's a cleaver ∽] [Mostly a humorous, everyday-life story, with few matches. Mainly Haikyu!!, with The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. providing daily-life support.] Theme: A champion of pure love fears nothing, cleaver in hand, taking down anyone who gets in the way.