The BL Novel’s Top Has Way Too Many Ex-Husbands

Mo Huaixuan transmigrates into the heartthrob protagonist of an unspeakable book.

He opens his eyes on his wedding day, in the middle of the bridal chamber festivities.

His chastity is in serious danger.

His only golden finger, aside from a completely useless book spirit, is a sinister martial art.

Why call it a sinister martial art?

The book spirit explains, “To practice this art...”

“You must first castrate yourself?” Mo Huaixuan stammers.

“You must first...” The book spirit tries to say it, realizes it’s been censored, and ponders for a moment. “Forget it. If you know, you know.”

To put it simply, “It’ll keep you standing strong. Nine days and nights, no problem.” It speaks mysteriously. “And circulating the art while you’re... at it has amazing effects~”

Mo Huaixuan’s face is blank. “...” He really doesn’t want to know.

As he deals with several of the original owner’s prospective harem members, Mo Huaixuan makes a run for it.

Later... he discovers there are far more than just those few!

The fact that every person I meet turns out to be an ex-husband is really hard to judge!

“Sister-in-law, you wouldn’t want my brother to find out about us, would you?” someone threatens with a low laugh.

“Young master, as long as I keep quiet, my lord will never know.” Someone’s eyes brim with wild desire.

“Xuan’er, you’re so heartless.” Someone smiles, the corners of his mouth drooping. “You’ve already forgotten what happened last night?”

“If you insist on staying here...” Someone hesitates, cheeks flushed. “I suppose it’s not impossible.”

“Senior brother, what’s so great about them?” Someone looks disgruntled, hooks a finger in his hem, and coaxes, “I’ve spent more time with you than they have. I know best how to practice the art.”

“Lay devotee, my heart aches.” Someone looks pitiful, pressing his hand to his chest. “Don’t believe me? Feel for yourself.”

“Mo Huaixuan, he and I are friends. I know that one mustn’t covet a friend’s wife, but...” Excitement dances in someone’s eyes. “A friend’s husband, though, is fair game.”

Mo Huaixuan: “...” What husband? Go to hell!

The book spirit tries to make itself relevant: He runs, they chase, and he can’t escape even if he grows wings.

Mo Huaixuan grinds his back teeth and slaps the book spirit away. “I’m not growing wings. I’ll kill them all!”

The book spirit: Excellent! The indomitable stallion is here. I’m saved :D

P.S.

★ A choose-your-favorite story with lots of characters. Pick your favorite!

★ The protagonist is a scumbag, a heartthrob, and a total gong. The shou dote on the gong.

★ Lots of unrequited feelings from side characters. Some may end up together. Not everyone is strictly platonic!!!

★ The CP can be broken up, but the roles can’t be reversed!!!

★ The original owner is Mo, and Mo is the original owner.

[Next Book] My Obsessive Master Keeps Tricking Me into Dual Cultivation

There’s a saying in the martial world: Every aloof master has a rebellious disciple.

That’s what Jiang Feichi has read in plenty of romance novels. The disciple calls the master “Master” during the day, and at night the master calls... There’s also all that “bullying” one’s master and “oppressing” one’s ancestor.

But...

Why is his master so different?

Jiang Feichi gazes at his master, who looks thoroughly satisfied beside him, and falls into deep thought.

His master is certainly aloof, but sometimes he seems like he could devour Jiang Feichi whole. What happened to being aloof and reserved?

Other people’s disciples want to do all sorts of things to their masters, but his master is always the one trying to do all sorts of things to him.

Other disciples long to climb into their masters’ beds, but his master can’t wait to chain him to the bed.

Though they’re so intimate, whenever they make love, his master always murmurs someone else’s name.

Jiang Feichi has argued with his master about this several times, but his master never says a word. He just keeps him trapped in bed for dual cultivation until Jiang Feichi stops bringing it up.

Jiang Feichi: “...” My poor kidneys.

Only later does he learn that his master once had a cultivation partner, and that Jiang Feichi looks extremely similar to the master’s former partner.

Furious when he learns the truth, Jiang Feichi sneaks away from the mountain.

He swears his master will never find him again, and he’ll never sleep with him again!

He really means it!!!

02.

After running away from home, Jiang Feichi accidentally rescues a very gorgeous junior brother. The junior brother is exceptionally handsome, with a cool yet adorable personality. According to him, he and Jiang Feichi are fellow disciples, but he’s only a low-ranking outer-sect disciple, so it’s perfectly normal that they’ve never met.

This is the second time Jiang Feichi has felt so captivated that he can’t think straight. The first was with his master.

The junior brother has little in common with his master besides his personality, but Jiang Feichi can’t shake the feeling that he knows him very well.

Every time he thinks about it, Jiang Feichi shakes his head hard.

I already have a master. Wait, does that make me a scumbag?

One day, the gorgeous junior brother accidentally takes an aphrodisiac. He undresses in front of Jiang Feichi, eyes brimming with tears, looking as though he has something to say, and asks if Jiang Feichi will practice dual cultivation with him.

Jiang Feichi turns bright red, flustered and at a loss. “Th-this...”

He really isn’t that kind of person!

But Luo Huaqing doesn’t see it that way. He raised Jiang Feichi from childhood and knows exactly what he’s thinking just by the way he blinks.

Now he’s blushing like this? Ha.

He grits his teeth, removes the illusion covering his face, and sneers. “So that’s how it is!”

Jiang Feichi is horrified. “M-M-M-Master...”

Good heavens! How could such a gorgeous junior brother turn out to be his master in disguise?

“Don’t you want to practice dual cultivation? Let’s go back and practice to our hearts’ content!”

Luo Huaqing thinks Jiang Feichi really is incorrigible. Once he drags him back, if Jiang Feichi still has the energy to think about anything else, then he must be exceptionally gifted!

Sunny, cheerful gong (Jiang Feichi) x gloomy, obsessive shou (Luo Huaqing)

Theme: Love the world and all living things.