Public Relations Director, but at Wayne Enterprises

[The original version's orientation can't be changed, so I opened a new one.]

Brandley used to be a top PR professional in the industry, until he was poached with a high salary by Wayne Enterprises and suffered the biggest career disaster of his life: Bruce Wayne.

"Sir, public opinion says Batman returned to Gotham with the chairman, and that the chairman is Batman. What should we do?"

Brandley: Batman is broke. The chairman is just being generous by funding him.

The next day's headline: #Shocking! Batman Funds His High-Tech Gear by Selling His Body!#

"Sir, the chairman's adopted son has more bruises, and the chairman is facing child abuse accusations. What should we do?"

Brandley: Richard Grayson worships Superman too much. He snuck out at night to fight crime, so Batman taught him a lesson and dumped him back at Wayne Manor.

The next day's headline: #Batman Accused of Child Abuse#

"Sir, people outside suspect the chairman's adopted son is Batman's Robin. What should we do?"

Brandley: Are they ever going to stop?! Robin is the child Batman had with Bruce Wayne, all right?!

The next day's number one trending topic: #Batman Gives Wayne an Heir#

The number two trending topic: #Batman or Batwoman?#

Brandley, who'd just blurted that out: ...

Bruce: ...

I told you to handle PR, not make up rumors!

*A silly little comedy, Bruce is the love interest.

Theme: Loose lips sink ships.