The CEO's Dignity

I'm a CEO. My job is to make my secretary do my work.

Whenever I'm bored, I stir up dating rumors with a young celebrity to put my secretary's skills to the test.

But one day, I was hit by a bolt from the blue: I became impotent!

What am I supposed to do?

If my employees find out the boss is impotent, they'll laugh at me behind my back!

How am I supposed to save face?

Unfortunately, no matter how carefully I hid it, my sharp and capable secretary discovered my secret.

After finding out, my usually serious secretary started sexually harassing me, even stroking my thigh as he threatened,

"Boss, you wouldn't want anyone to find out you're impotent and lose the dignity of being a CEO, would you?"

An idiot CEO seme x a scheming secretary uke

First-person narration, focused on the seme.

A comedy with a pretty absurd sense of humor.

The main thing that might put readers off is that the seme is an idiot, and stays one from beginning to end.

Theme: Stay positive and exercise.