The Little Fox Ball Would Never Seduce Anyone!

[Fluffy, seemingly straight fox spirit gong]

After working himself to death at a 996 job, She Chu discovered that his hands, once fast enough to type 8,000 words an hour, had turned into two fluffy white paws.

She Chu almost wanted to shove himself back in and start over. What kind of straight guy gets turned into a fox spirit?!

After finally steeling himself for the idea, he figured being a male fox spirit would be fine. There were plenty of stories about one seducing a rich heiress.

But what was with being a baby fox spirit, all soft and cuddly??

And he really was a baby, the kind that had to drink milk.

To regain his human form and become a domineering heartthrob, She Chu had to stick close to a few self-proclaimed senior brothers who looked like transcendent sages. He hoped to absorb some of their vital essence and cultivate a human form as soon as possible.

After trading on his charm (cuteness) and finally gathering enough vital essence to take human form,

he smiled gratefully at his senior brothers. "Thanks for your yang energy. I couldn't have taken human form without it."

He hadn't expected the guys who used to cuddle and pet him so enthusiastically to cover their noses and back away from him in alarm, shouting, "Don't seduce me!"

She Chu looked baffled. "What's wrong with me? I'm a straight guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes. Why would I seduce a bunch of men like you?"

His senior brothers, their noses spurting blood all over the mountain, wailed, "Our Daoist hearts are wavering! Master, save us!!!"

Theme: A new life, a fresh start