[Football] FIFA's Anti-Scam Guide

[Content warning: A fake artsy, gold-digging, selfish, money-loving little sister × older men; unlucky retired footballers + gender-bender + female-centered + acquittal]

[Easy to read, no barriers! No specialized football knowledge required! A sweet romance about making money, you know~]

[My other completed work, "[Football] Puppy? Take a Point!", has the same vibe~]

[Next up: 1. "[Football] My Wife Is a Civil Servant": ambitious politician × Maldini, a darkly hilarious drama about a downright awful married couple.]

Synopsis:

Rui Erfu is a Russian-French con artist who makes a living through scams. She is good at painting, and her main business is selling (fake) paintings, while her side hustle is peddling health supplements for the elderly.

So she sets her sights on wealthy footballers.

But Rui Erfu has her own standards for a scam.

First, they can't be too young. Young people are hard to fool.

Second, they can't be too famous. People fear fame, just as pigs fear getting fat.

Finally, they can't still be playing. Retired players have the most money.

And with that, Rui Erfu begins her career selling paintings (and teaching people how to avoid scams)!

According to some of her victims:

Pique: I've got plenty of money.

Long Ge: She's still a child. Would a child lie?

Jiu Ye: If she's willing to scam me, that means she cares about me.

Samoyed: Huh? Was I scammed? She said this was an authentic Picasso.

Arsenal coach: Would someone who looks like her scam me?

In response, the suspect, Rui Erfu, says: Can you call it a scam when it's art? This is anti-fraud training!

Years later, Rui Erfu, who had committed a sensational crime, becomes the head of the FBI's Art Crime Team (ART), as well as deputy director of Spain's Cultural Heritage Institute (IPCE).

Synopsis 2:

FIFA reminds all retired players: if you have any of the following experiences, be careful or your pension may be at risk.

1. A beautiful woman hits on you.

2. A beautiful woman claims to be an investment advisor and recommends buying art.

3. A beautiful woman says she loves only you, not your money.

4. A beautiful woman says something has happened at home and asks to borrow money.

5. When you go broke, the beautiful woman vanishes without a trace.

If you've experienced all of the above, congratulations! You've been scammed.

FIFA and the FBI's Art Crime Team (ART) remind everyone: beware of beautiful women selling paintings! Stay alert to scams and be a good young man on the pitch!

Content warnings: 1. Gender-bender tastes, female-centered, and the heroine is acquitted! The title says anti-fraud, and it really is about anti-fraud!

2. Synopsis draft 24831

3. Helping the 2.08 million spend their money

Theme: Love yourself, love life, and stay positive every day!