[Football] I Only Date Handsome Guys Under 25

[Content notes: spoiled, beautiful, high-maintenance girl who’s obsessed with handsome men × young handsome guys + a little F1 and celebrity culture + romance is all about soccer, career is all about celebrity culture + a mindless summer romance fantasy]

Helen loves being kept and lives for fun.

She has no ambition, is obsessed with handsome men, and loves luxury and dating good-looking guys.

Unfortunately, she lives up to her name: she’s a beautiful woman who brings storms in her wake.

Her main job is modeling. Her side gig is reviewing soccer stars and posting about dating them as an influencer.

Her only good point is that she’s beautiful. Everything else is a flaw.

As a model, she was branded one of the “Four Helen KFC Sisters” by haters: just a pretty face, no talent.

They told her to pack her bags and go be Kendall Jenner’s half-sister.

As an influencer, soccer fans accused her of riding her boyfriend’s coattails for clout instead of making it on her own.

They told her to break up and get lost, and stop distracting her boyfriend from playing soccer.

In response to the hate, Helen declared that she only dated handsome men under twenty-five.

Helen loves soccer, but she has no talent for playing it. She does, however, have a gift for playing soccer stars.

Once a boyfriend turns twenty-five, he gets a breakup gift package.

On social media, everyone calls her a shameless player who plays dirty!

But every time Helen posts about her new boyfriend, people flock to her page for the entertainment.

Who wouldn’t want to be Helen’s boyfriend?

Her ex-boyfriends privately formed a group chat to discuss how to “get revenge” on the player.

Group owner, Ruben: I’m going to build an even better body, so she’ll never get to touch muscles as perfect as mine again!

Group member, Rice: I’m going to make even better food, so she’ll never eat a delicious meal in Britain again!

Group member, De Jong: I’m going to cancel her supplementary credit card, so she’ll never spend my money again.

They heatedly discussed how to “get revenge” on the player.

Then Helen received a photo of Ruben’s abs, a delivery of fish and chips from Rice... and yet another increase in the credit limit on the supplementary cards her ex-boyfriends had given her.

As a model, Helen needs to keep her social media updated, chase traffic, and stay in the spotlight.

When it comes to being good or bad, she chooses both.

Helen mostly posts cute couple vlogs with her handsome boyfriends, a podcast reviewing her current boyfriend as if he were food, videos trash-talking her exes, and pretty outfit photos of herself, with some fashion ads thrown in.

She looks gorgeous while haters curse her out, and gains tens of millions of followers, becoming the top influencer of Generation Z.

Of course, Helen also slips in ads for her own makeup brand, effortlessly cashing in on her followers and becoming a little rich lady.

Content notes: ① We’ve seen enough middle-aged men. It’s time to look at young, handsome guys and take a break.

② A mindless romance.

③ Helen’s beauty score is 9.7 out of 10. She loses 0.3 points so she won’t get conceited.

Her other stats are average. She’s neither too dumb nor too clever, so please spoil our Helen!

Theme: What happens when a model gets old?