Why Does Nobody Recommend Soccer Sports Novels!! 为什么没什么人推足球竞技文！！
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[Football] Letters [足球]信笺
Currently updating the story of Big Indra Important!!! (Actually, I'm out of options.) Football romance stories are still romance stories about football. The author writes ordinary men and women: they get together when it suits them and break up when it doesn't. Nobody owes anyone fidelity... Assume every couple has been with other people before, except Kaka. But I'm not writing saintly Kaka, and he has nothing to do with being a saint either. If you want chaste romance, you can stop reading he
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[Football] The Ambitious One [足球]野心家
The irreverent version: A mother who died young, a father nowhere to be found, a country torn apart by war, and a broken boy. The more lovers, the better! Why settle for being one when you can be three! A battle of scumbags: tune in to see who comes out on top! There’s no such thing as a forever boyfriend, only a whole lot of flirtations. Men are nothing compared to a big trophy. Men are precious, love is more precious still, but for the sake of a trophy, both can be tossed aside. Igor doesn’t k
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Adrian's Bonus Stories 阿德里安的番外集
Renamed so people won't have trouble finding it. [Locked chapters mean the content is being revised!] A collection of extras for the story next door, Hang-Guy Doesn't Even Pretend Anymore. All my story ideas will go here, dropping at irregular intervals~ [Note] There will be some alternate-universe stories with romance. If there are, it will usually be made clear in the title and opening, so feel free to pick and choose. Theme: Avoid going bald
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[Football] Play the Simulator However You Like [足球]模拟器就要随心玩
[First playthrough (complete)] Chuunibyou Has to Play Soccer! Leonhard Kreuz, character tags: Dark Emperor, Evil Eye; club: Schalke 04; national team: Germany [Second playthrough (ongoing)] Can a Setter Switch to Playing Midfield? Tomaso Rinaldi, character tags: Linguistic Master, One-Touch Pass; clubs: Lazio, AC Milan; national team: Italy [Third playthrough] Being Handsome Is a Lifelong Pursuit! Sebastian Beckham, character tags: Spotlight Animal, Beautiful Football; club: Manchester United; n
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Why Does This Football Simulator Feel So Weird? 足球模拟器怎么不太对劲？
A System drops from the sky and forces you to play a football simulator game. But the more you play, the more wrong it feels. Aren't you the protagonist?! Shouldn't you just puff out your chest and make the Big Ears Cup and the World Cup bow down before you? What are all these things? [Iron Man]: Don't get the wrong idea, it has nothing to do with Iron Man. This is a football game, not a battle against aliens. But the actual effect is pretty much the same. [Locker-Room Menace]: Morality on a par
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[Football] How Can I Survive in Football with a Girl's Voice? [足球]少女音的我应该如何在足坛生存
Maria Buenos Aires, a grown man with a name more commonly found in his mother or grandmother's generation, became famous in the macho world of football for his pretty face and girlish voice... Of course, he was also famous for his football skills. Serious blurb: In 2017, Real Madrid president Florentino spent 30 million euros to sign a 16-year-old player who had never played a match from the obscure Argentinian club Barracas Central, then immediately loaned him out, sparking heated discussion
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[Football] What Kind of Life Do You Want to Pass the Ball Into? [足球]你想串出一个怎样的人生
This story updates every other day, but if you like Mei, you'd better not favorite it. Everyone says I'll become a Ronaldo fanboy, and I have no idea what'll happen next. Also known as: Aren't I supposed to be a troll? How did I end up a Ronaldo fanboy? The 2026 World Cup in the USA, Canada, and Mexico is over. You dedicate yourself to posting "Spain bribed the referee" under Spain's celebration posts, "A chart showing zero shots all game" under Argentina's posts, "C Ronaldo is the real GOAT" u
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[Football] A Virtue-Building Contest [足球]行善积德比
Alexis died. The Belgian woman had just celebrated her thirty-second birthday, officially retired from track and field, and returned to her hometown to enjoy retirement. Then she was hit by a speeding car. After her death, Alexis found herself in a pure white office and was told that in her next life she would become a beagle. She could only be reborn as a human by doing good deeds and earning good karma. So she chose to start her life over. - Outline-style story. The premise is based on th
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[Football] The Cheater Has Stopped Even Pretending [足球]挂哥演都不演了
Adrian Xiela, an employee at Stark Industries. What office drone could resist opening Football Life during work hours and happily slacking off? [Warnings] Hard-core fans of the team and players, stay away / OOC / stream of consciousness / few matches / artsy / chuunibyou / everyone except the protagonist is melodramatic (highlighted!) Warnings have been given in advance, so no liability. If it's not your thing, just click the X! Let's not torture each other... This is a free story, so ratings o
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Football BE Simulator 足球be模拟器
Here's a mention of my upcoming books [Football] Dream Lover and [Football] Red Carded. You can read samples of both in the bonus chapter “Injury-Time Transfer Market.” Blurb for this story: You were hit by a football simulator, but no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't get a happy ending. First playthrough [Lonely Classic]: The rain in North London falls equally on everyone's heart. Selected traits: Classic playmaker, smiling assassin, gambler, unreturned kiss. (First playthrough complet
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[Football] I’ll Retire Once I’ve Made Enough Money [足球]赚够了钱就退役
[Main story complete. Bonus chapters will be updated whenever inspiration strikes. Paid bonus chapters may be purchased depending on circumstances. I'll lower the paid-to-free ratio; not buying the paid bonus chapters won't affect your access to the free ones.] Li Shu was an ordinary wage earner in his previous life. The only unusual thing about him was that he died a little too young. In this life, he's still an ordinary wage earner. The only unusual thing is that he works as a goalkeeper. His
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[Football] Choose Your Simulated Ending [足球]请选择你的模拟结局
What ending will you reach in this pixel-art soccer life game? A [Falling Star] : You become famous young and amaze the world, only to retire at the height of your career, leaving behind an everlasting sense of regret. B [The Rejected Heir] : A product of an elite academy, your skills reach the pinnacle, while your pride makes you impossible to tame. Those who love you worship you like a god; those who hate you look down on you with contempt. C [The Godfather Behind the Scenes] : After retiri
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[Football] In the Name of Genius [足球]天才的名义
* Each arc is independent, mostly featuring relatives of football players. There are single-couple, multiple-couple, and no-couple stories. * Matthaus's son, Ma Xiaozui; the Bayern little emperor forces Klose into a relationship. * The bitter little Bayern player falls for Milan and loves digging for wild vegetables, making his childhood friend Lahm cry. * The Shevchenko brothers; A Dream Left Behind at Stamford Bridge; no pairing. * Piero's son, Xiao Luo, makes a bold move into the Premier Leag
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[Football] The Milan Outcast’s Coming-of-Age Story [足球]米兰逆子成长记
This story will go VIP starting from Chapter 20 on March 20, with a 10,000-word update as a bonus. Thanks for your support [heart]! A little note: In his past life, Ago wasn’t playing a game. It was his real life. There was something wrong with Ago’s brain, so he forgot. In his previous life, Ago was the eldest son of the Maldini family, Milan’s much-anticipated crown prince, and an extreme player on the pitch, known by fans as one of football’s great “slaughterers.” The golden boy e
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[Football] I Love You, I Was Just Pretending [足球]爱你，我装的
Please support my upcoming story, dears! Ashley in the Bundesliga No feelings, just technique. A true player through and through. Love or no love, it's all down to fate. Your girl can kick a ball, too. Ashley: When in doubt, just start a romance and call it a day. A story about an American third-generation heiress and mean girl, and a bunch of uptight, secretly passionate German boys. #Just how many young Bundesliga players did player Ashley Cole mess around with?# Post 1: Let's just say the Bu
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Football: The Passionate One in Serie A [足球]多情人在意甲
Sasha kissed his new captain on the very first day he joined the team. Maybe that was a little too forward, but luckily, Gianluigi Buffon, captain of Parma's youth team, didn't see it that way. Buffon and Sasha had been together from the academy all the way to the first team, building a solid defense for Parma, and later doing the same at Juventus. The affectionate, fickle Sasha went on to fall for other people. He kissed Del Piero passionately on the night they won the title, arranged to meet
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[Football] Never Give Up [足球]永不言弃
The free Bayern B special chapters will be posted in the author’s collection, *What If...*. The cover features the characters “Bi Ren.” Updates will begin on October 1. Warnings: This is fanfiction and has nothing to do with real people. Please treat it as an alternate universe. Original female protagonist; romance takes up very little of the story, with an open ending. Not pure wish fulfillment, probably about 65% wish fulfillment. The protagonist has character flaws. Match descriptions may no
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[Football] FIFA's Anti-Scam Guide [足球]国际足联防诈骗指南
[Content warning: A fake artsy, gold-digging, selfish, money-loving little sister × older men; unlucky retired footballers + gender-bender + female-centered + acquittal] [Easy to read, no barriers! No specialized football knowledge required! A sweet romance about making money, you know~] [My other completed work, "[Football] Puppy? Take a Point!", has the same vibe~] [Next up: 1. "[Football] My Wife Is a Civil Servant": ambitious politician × Maldini, a darkly hilarious drama about a downright a
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[Football] The Spanish Love Story [足球]板鸭恋爱故事
Female lead: Rita, a Chinese-Brazilian, former Chinese windsurfing gold medalist and current coach at a sailing club in Madrid, Spain. Male lead: Sergio Ramos, Real Madrid player, a center-back. (In reality, he’s a striker and leader of the Backing-Up Brigade. Not really...) The story begins during the summer break of 2012. As everyone knows, handsome footballers tend to marry and have children young. I even suspect the average age of marriage in European football is 20, and the average age of b
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[Soccer Simulator] The Life (Lives) of a Footballer [足球模拟器]脚球男的人生（们）
Inline comments are now open (daily updates). All stories are complete. What would your life be like if you were a soccer player? Choose your ending. Currently available: 1. Mattia Maldini (a great name needs no further explanation), Serie A (complete) 2. Yuri (a fragile long-range powerhouse), Eredivisie–Bundesliga (complete). A little angst, so read with caution if that's not your thing, but there's also a happier IF route. 3. Sosa (a humble player who blooms late), Portuguese Second Divi
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[Football] Miss Fox's Exorcism Chronicles [足球]狐狸小姐捉妖记
Miss Fox’s Premier League Monster-Hunting Adventures. Miss Fox loves to flirt her way through the flower beds. She meets a big dog showing off, gets treated to rich dark chocolate and rice pudding, goes for a ride in a Ferrari, then ends up in a Mercedes thief’s car... Every summer, the latest episode of Miss Fox’s scandalous love-life serial comes right on schedule, beating Love Island and delivering thrills you can’t get enough of! A love born in midsummer never sees the sun set. This stor
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