[Football] My Wife Is a Civil Servant

[See you in 2027]

[Content warnings: Gender-bender with a male pregnancy and a man without a penis + deceptively kind and honest-looking, truly ambitious political heroine x Maldini, who turns into a lovesick househusband + bitter, twisted couple + possessive romance + devoted househusband + a willing-partner-in-their-own-torment story + he loves her so much]

[Also known as: Poor, beautiful, soft-looking girl who lives off a man but never gives in; rich young master Maldini digs for wild vegetables for love! Even Serie A has devoted househusbands! He is the beloved!]

[Easy to read, with no need for much specialized football knowledge. A romance-focused, everyday story.]

The serious blurb:

Sophia Corleone shares a surname with The Godfather, but she is Italy's first female prime minister.

What people love to gossip about most is her marriage to AC Milan star Paolo Maldini.

They married four times and divorced three, and have two sons.

Sophia ruined Maldini's Milan.

Maldini became a footnote in Sophia's political career.

How would you describe Sophia?

Paolo Maldini: My wife is a civil servant.

Even though Sophia ruined Milan, he still loves her so much.

The regulars at their weddings have something to say about that.

Filippo Inzaghi: This is what being lovesick looks like! This is what being lovesick looks like! Lovesick people, get out of AC Milan!

A certain forward from Ukraine: What a moving love story!

A Brazilian Ballon d'Or winner: Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo, this is so moving!

A certain food-loving Nesta: Can I have another slice of pineapple pizza?

Pirlo, who stole Nesta's pizza: Mate, we're Italian! We can't eat pineapple pizza! If anyone's going to eat it, it should be me!

The unserious blurb:

As the heir to one of Italy's traditional trades, the Mafia, Sophia knows that being a student or a mobster is nowhere near as thrilling as being a politician.

So Sophia sets out on her journey into politics.

First, she must refuse to get a tattoo.

Next, she must stage a coup.

Finally, she needs to find a respectable husband.

After more than a decade of hard work, Sophia becomes Italy's first female prime minister and returns to her hometown with her respectable, handsome husband, Paolo Maldini, bringing honor to her family.

Detailed content warnings: 1. A bitter, devoted-househusband story. The heroine will take part in the Calciopoli scandal.

2. The heroine will have Milan eating out of the palm of her hand, and Milan will be a casualty of political events. Of course, Milan's fate will be much better than it was under RedBird. Maldini's wife is prime minister now, so RedBird can get lost!

Theme: A worthy husband helps me rise to greatness!