[One Piece] I Wrote Explicit Fiction and Got Hunted by the Four Emperors

[Content warning: A carefree, heartless sweetheart X her unlucky boyfriends + a fun, sweet harem romance with college guys]

Rui Fu is a local of Youkexin and a three-star Hunter.

She writes erotic novels.

And she’s a method writer.

The characters, actions, and stories in her novels are all based on her own experiences.

To get past censorship and boost sales, she adds a little artistic license.

As a result, all the major powers have suffered at her hands.

Rui Fu sits atop the black market’s most-wanted list.

The eldest son of a certain assassin family is hot on her heels, demanding they split her royalties.

Luckily, Rui Fu’s Nen ability is called “Secret Identity.”

Every time she dates someone, she takes on a new secret identity.

As for why she doesn’t just change her name?

Because she’s deliberately provoking them.

Rui Fu has yet to be caught by any of her enemies.

Her secret identities are rock solid. She can sleep easy!

One day, Rui Fu arrived on the Grand Line.

Unable to find her way home, she decided to make the best of things and went back to her old line of work.

She hit it off with a certain newspaper mogul.

The moment Rui Fu’s novels were published, the whole Grand Line was stunned.

Too explicit! Too far ahead of its time! Too realistic!

The Four Emperors saw their own ship’s second-in-command cast as the male lead in an erotic novel.

The Marines saw their own admiral cast as the male lead in an erotic novel.

Everyone found a laugh at their rivals’ expense in her stories.

Their enemies couldn’t have come up with a more humiliating trick.

But no one dared point out the obvious and claim their own people.

A man’s got to save face!

The Four Emperors could only issue a bounty for Rui Fu on the grounds that she’d toyed with their affections.

As for whose feelings she toyed with, mind your own business!

The Marines, meanwhile, didn’t dare say a word. They pretended nothing had happened and frantically bought up Rui Fu’s books, hoping to make them disappear by sheer force.

Four wanted posters, four faces, one and the same name.

At first, everyone thought it was just a case of people sharing the same name. Nobody suspected the four Rui Fus were one and the same person.

For a time, Rui Fu became the most valuable name on the sea!

Even the Pirate King couldn’t compete.

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As more and more of her novels were published, Rui Fu began to worry.

The people here were so innocent that they could somehow find true love in erotic novels.

Every day, she received countless letters from readers asking: Who’s the one true partner?

The shipping wars escalated into real-life, multiple-on-multiple brawls.

Some troublemakers even went straight to the real-life inspirations to demand answers.

A certain sand crocodile shut himself indoors.

A certain blue bird got so furious he turned red.

A certain World's Greatest Swordsman went into seclusion.

And one old Marine hero went so far as to warn his grandson: Watch out for that wicked woman named Rui Fu!

…

One day, the World Government launched a crackdown on obscenity, and Rui Fu was rewarded with a stay in Impel Down.

In prison, Rui Fu discovered that her cellmate on the left was a freckled fire-wielder.

He was her eleventh ex-boyfriend, and her freshly dumped twelfth boyfriend, the pipe-hat-wearing man, was his brother.

Ha, she’d accidentally hooked up with two brothers.

Her cellmate on the right, the sand crocodile, was even worse: he was her ninth ex-boyfriend.

Ha, she still owed the sand crocodile several billion in breakup fees.

Rui Fu broke out in a cold sweat, clutched her secret identities close, and found herself surrounded by men.

…

The day of the Paramount War.

Rui Fu was lucky enough to be chained to the Execution Platform alongside the freckled fire-wielder.

The World Government, with nothing better to do, branded her with the grand title of “Revolutionary Flame.”

Literature in this world was so scarce that even erotic novels could be used as guides to revolution.

Besides being made a scapegoat for their revolutionary guide, Rui Fu’s secret identities were exposed on the spot by the World Government.

This unprecedented spectacle brought the Paramount War to a halt.

Rui Fu awkwardly greeted the men who were “the inspirations for her erotic novels” and also “her ex-boyfriends.”

For a moment, everyone put down their weapons, forgot who they were, and jumped straight into the shipping wars.

The pirates accused the Marines of stealing their lovers and playing out a kidnapping fantasy.

The Marines accused the pirates of being homewreckers and playing out a bondage fantasy.

A few people even completely lost it.

One hero grandfather who had guarded against everything cursed Rui Fu for getting with two brothers and having no shame.

Rui Fu scratched her head guiltily. “...It’s not certain I only got with the brothers.”

She might have accidentally dated this grandfather’s son too?

Oh dear, Rui Fu was troubled by how many boyfriends she’d had.

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Theme: Love yourself, love life, and stay positive every day!