[Western Crossover] The Monster Queen Is a Wayne

Official Blurb: The year Fetisia turned eighteen, she gained a father who was Gotham's richest man. To keep the family harmonious, she made the following efforts: Help Bruce and Jason reconcile. Make sure Tim had enough energy every day to live the 996 lifestyle. Take Damian to the spirit world to sing rock music. Find a demon girlfriend for Dick after his breakup. Help Martha Thomas, in her undead form, get back into the workforce in her golden years. Give Alfred a carefully prepared gift. After learning that their sister/daughter had failed her exams, the Batfamily made the following efforts: Bruce learned (and taught) parenting tips from other parents. Dick climbed the Himalayas to scout the location before the exam. Tim tried to hack into the school's website to get the exam questions. Jason beat up all the minor enemies along the route to the team exam in advance. Damian incubated dragon eggs to obtain ingredients for a potion. In the end-- Fetisia failed again, gloriously. Literary Blurb: Eighteen years later, Bruce finally met his daughter, Fetisia. She was pale and beautiful, melancholy and thin. They had only been talking for a minute when she collapsed into his arms and fell into a deep sleep, like a corpse with no breath left in it. From that moment on, he changed his mind and decided to take her back to Gotham. In the first eighteen years of her life, the only things Fetisia cared about were woodcarving and the makeup exams she could never pass. Then, on a sunny day, a strange man knocked on her door. He said his name was Bruce, and that he was her father. The word "father" was new to Fetisia. She had always thought she was a dandelion seed, destined to grow freely on her own from the day she left her mother. Loneliness embraced her, and she embraced loneliness. She thought it would stay that way until the end of her life. But a pair of broad hands drew her into the sunlight and told her: You deserve to be happy and free. The master of Pan is a powerful little girl. Magic fills her hands. As long as she grips wood and a carving knife, she can carve powerful monsters. A mischievous sprite is her messenger. A stubborn black goat is her servant. A greedy jellyfish is her toy. An angel of death is her gatekeeper. And I am her butler. I tend to her kingdom. In the end-- To our noble sovereign, to our undefeated queen: may the everlasting starlight bring you every glory. May your soul be free and happy, unbound by the mortal world. Silly Little Skit: Bruce: Sweetheart, your teacher told me in a dream that you failed your exam and have a makeup exam next week. Fetisia: ... Damian: I will not allow anyone in the Wayne family to fail, Boinz. (Raises a huge sword.) Fetisia: It's not up to you, Dami. Dick wraps his arms around a furious Damian: What do you need to make up? Big brother will help. I got great grades at school, all As in every subject. Fetisia says slowly: "Incubating eggs, climbing a snowy mountain, carving..." Later, Dick is chased around the Himalayas by an abominable snowman. The others laugh at him: Great grades, huh? PS: A little bit of a gothic vibe + the Batfamily's chaotic everyday life + quirky writing + some funny scenes + OOC warning. An unconventional slice-of-life story Pairing: Nyarlathotep Blurb dated 2024.8.29 Premise: Love is the strongest armor