[Western Crossover] The Bat Family's Eldritch Parenting Guide

[Blurb] I am Felicia, a half-elf and a mage. Three days ago, my husband was deported. This is wonderful news. To comfort the children, I told them that their father was dead. I’m glad my children are as strong as I am. When I first heard that my father had died, I didn’t shed a single tear. I’ve always been proud of that. The children of the Beiyinci family only need their mother. Dear reader, if you see a bunch of little troublemakers at night, don’t panic. They’re my children. The night is their playground. One day, Bruce realized that the nights in Gotham had changed. The king of Lilliput announced that Gotham would be brought under his rule. The Crime Mentor founded the Church of Goodness, determined to turn Gotham into a city of pure white. The circus ringmaster was putting together his Little Bird Circus. After catching these little brats, Bruce hadn’t even had time to breathe a sigh of relief before Gotham turned into coffee jelly, and the little detective made him get exposed on the spot and die of embarrassment. Bruce gave them a disapproving look. The children giggled. He finally snapped: "Whose brats are these, anyway!" Also known as "A Loving Father and a Laughing Daughter," "A Loving Grandpa and a Laughing Grandchild," "The Husband Who Is Everywhere," and "I Have a Lofty Ideal" P.S. OOC warning. The children are characters from a crossover: Ranpo, Chuuya, Dazai, Gogol, Kusuo, and Dazai. Pairing: Nyarlathotep (the husband) Coming soon: "Even an Idiot Can Become the Crown Prince of Qin" I’m an idiot. But my imperial father says I’m a genius. He even wants to make me his crown prince. Expand the borders and unify the realm. Bring all under Heaven under Qin rule. Does that sound right, folks? Records of the Grand Historian, Annals of Emperor Wen: When he was young, the princes discussed the Six States. Emperor Wen played with ants nearby. Prince Hu Hai laughed at him for being foolish and silly, saying he was unfit to be a proper lady and would never be welcomed in refined society. Emperor Wen said nothing and continued playing with the ants. The First Emperor happened to pass by and asked him, "What is so fun about pitting one ant against a crowd of ants?" Emperor Wen replied, "If I separate them with a stick and reward them with honey, they’ll surely join me. Why stop at one ant?" The First Emperor was greatly enlightened. Before long, the remnants of the Six States submitted to Qin. Hanguang loved playing with ants. One day, she was poking them with a stick when her imperial father, whom she had never met, suddenly appeared and stepped on her ants. Then he asked what was so fun about them. Hanguang: "I just like playing with ants! What does it matter whether it’s fun or not!" She made up an answer on the spot. Her father left, stepping on a few more ants as he went. Hanguang: "I hate Father!" Records of the Grand Historian, Annals of Emperor Wen: The First Emperor knew that Emperor Wen loved eating pork, so he gave him a pig. Emperor Wen raised it for three months without slaughtering it. Then another three months passed, and he still did not slaughter it. After yet another three months, he still had not slaughtered it. At last, the First Emperor asked Emperor Wen why he did not eat it. Emperor Wen replied, "Pigs give birth to pigs, and those pigs give birth to more pigs. Their descendants will never run out. If I kill one, wouldn’t I be killing the goose that lays the golden eggs?" Hanguang loved eating pork more than anything. Every day, she dreamed of having an endless supply of pigs, so she had people care for them meticulously and improve their breeding methods. The number of pigs her imperial father had given her kept growing. One day, her father asked her why she didn’t eat them. Hanguang: "Of course I have to raise them! Otherwise, how could I have an endless supply of pigs? My pigs can have eight piglets in one litter. Killing one pig is like killing countless pigs." So her father took away all her pigs, along with the people she had specifically assigned to raise them. He said he wanted to teach more people how to raise pigs. Hanguang: "I hate Father!" Later historians recorded: Qin Emperor Wen, Ying Hanguang, was clever and exceptionally gifted in her youth. The First Emperor doted on her and named her crown prince. After ascending the throne, she carried on his ambitions, excelling in both civil governance and military affairs, and all lands beyond the seas submitted to her. Blurb last revised: 2025.8.21 Theme: Protecting the innocence of childhood