[Western Crossover] Count, Count, Count the Daddies

Lilya is a child of the night. The light rejected her.

Before she turned six, Lilya had no father. After she turned six...

"Ha! It's just raising a child. Do you think the genius brain of Tony Stark can't handle something this simple?" The gloomy guy next door has raised five already, and I hear he recently brought home another son of his own. And me? Tony Stark's kid is worth six! Not everyone gets to meet an angel baby. Gloating.JPG

"Thank you, Tony. I'm so grateful for the way you've looked after Rhea. From now on, you're her real godfather." Smiles don't disappear, they just get passed along.

Today, Rhea is fretting again: What do I do when my biological dad and my dear, dear dad are both so childish?

"I heard my kid's been bullied?" Iron Man made a flashy landing and stepped out of his armor. He took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on. "Happy, get me the legal department."

"We need to have a serious talk about school safety, Principal." The newcomer had blond hair, blue eyes, and a disapproving expression. He looked remarkably like the man in the Captain America educational video playing nearby.

"I wouldn't mind teaching the other kid a little lesson." A dazzling smile, and a familiar horned helmet? Is it really normal for an alien fugitive to show up here?

"You shouldn't be here, Loki," the red-haired beauty scolded in a low voice, frowning. Then she looked at the principal. "Where are the other child's parents? We need to have a serious talk." Her knuckles cracked.

"Loki!" Thor appeared, swinging his mighty hammer. He looked at the principal. "I don't want to threaten you, but you know bad kids get struck by lightning, right?" Electricity crackled.

Problem child: Has shut up.

Note: There are mountains of personal headcanons! OOC warning! This is meant to be a cozy slice-of-life story! If it's not for you, run for the hills! To be clear, this is not an overpowered wish-fulfillment novel. The heroine is a little sad girl and won't suddenly become a powerhouse! Also, she's only an elementary schooler!

Theme: Warm each other and grow together.