[Western Crossover] Shipping Everything Will Only Hurt You

Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Yeah, this isn't a hallucination caused by magic, or the dying clarity that comes after Killer Croc gives you a concussion. The creature floating before me is almost a perfectly scaled-down Nightwing. It claims to be a little imp from the Fifth Dimension, and a huge Nightwing fan.

...Nite-Mite.

He prattles on endlessly.

"Vanessa, Vanessa. You know, I've been secretly watching you two together. In my heart, you're absolutely made for each other! According to my records, just during this week's patrols, he spaced out while looking at you forty-five times, blushed ten times when your eyes met, and more than twenty times he almost took your hand, then quietly pulled back..."

"In conclusion, he's in love with you. When are you getting married?"

Good grief, what a malicious world. I never expected the first person to pester me about getting married this year to be not a relative, but a bizarre Fifth-Dimensional creature who ships me with Nightwing.

1. I'm in a big-brother mood, so here's some Nightwing. A short story, just messing around and indulging myself. The heroine is a gloomy B, probably a battle between a naturally puppy-like guy and a gloomy B.

2. Nite-Mite's story comes from Nightwing Vol. 4. I recommend checking it out, it's really cute...

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