The Bat Brat's Guide to Causing Trouble in Gotham [Western Crossover]

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Blurb:

Hello, everyone. I'm a Mary Sue.

I'm not kidding.

My real name is Mary Sue Victoria Ilya Wayne... It's too long to remember, so most people just call me Xiao Ma.

That's right. I'm the kind of legendary Mary Sue with rainbow-colored hair; tears that turn into pearls and diamonds; flowers blooming around me according to my mood; angel wings on my back; and the love of everyone in the world. My dad is the richest man in the world, and my siblings include every type, from top scholars to CEOs to assassins.

It sounds a bit like one of those stories titled something like The God of War's Family Had Eight Sons Before Finally Having a Little Princess.

I even have a reality-warping power: everything I say comes true. Hooray!

Doesn't it all sound wonderful?

But what if I live in Gotham City?

The odds of my rainbow hair being spotted in the dark go up by 200 percent.

Because my tears turn into pearls, the crooked businessman Penguin kidnaps me and forces me to cry for profit.

Hannibal Lecter takes one look at me and says I'm the fried chicken wings he's been craving for his most unhinged Thursday yet.

Any passerby could fall in love with me and turn into a supervillain at any moment.

And the power that's supposed to protect me causes even worse damage!

I can't control this power at all! It just goes off whenever it feels like it, based on something I say!

I've been cooped up in Wayne Manor for ages, never going out. One day, while reading BatBruce fanfic online and swooning over Dad's sexy, shivery appeal, I came across a Gotham netizen's self-insert fic about Dad.

I casually grumbled, "At this rate, my billionaire dad's going to have a thousand sons and daughters show up claiming to be his kids just to satisfy his adoption addiction." And then my power went off all by itself!!!

By the time I realized something was wrong, my house was already packed with 999 Bat-kids of every imaginable type, dropped in from nowhere!

The whole mansion exploded!

Am I a walking natural disaster or what!?

Disaster is always one step ahead of my intelligence.jpg

By the way, yes, I'm that cursed one-in-a-thousand, which is why only 999 of them dropped in.

Reader's guide:

1. Xiao Ma loves her family, and they love her. This is a Batfamily story focused on family bonds, with a little BL (one demon x angel pairing).

2. A silly comedy that doesn't hurt anyone except the villains!

3. But the characters will definitely get put through the wringer.jpg

4. The thousand Bat-kids mentioned in the blurb show up around chapter 26.

Theme: Harmony and happiness are the purpose of a family.