[Honkai: Star Rail] A Little Raccoon's Journey with the High-Cloud Quintet

(*·▽·*) This story will officially go VIP on Tuesday, when a 10,000-character update drops. Come on in and enjoy! Hello, everyone. I am the renowned Galaxy Bat Hero. While agonizing over my love life, I fell for Aha's trick and was unfortunately eaten by an evil trash can, transmigrating to the Xianzhou several hundred years in the past. The moment I arrived, I found myself responsible for raising a rare Vidyadhara egg. Send me fifty now, and you might get to hear my plan to return to the train! Raccoon (whispering): Dan Heng, Dan Heng, it's your turn. Dan Heng: Ahem, is it my turn? Then if you'll excuse me. I am the train's Data Bank administrator... and its real estate. You all know my hidden identity, so I won't say more about it here. While searching for my clueless roommate who never comes home at night, I found him being swallowed by an evil trash can. I was dragged along with him and transmigrated to the Luofu several hundred years ago. When we landed... I turned into a Vidyadhara egg? Wait, I think I see someone familiar! Huh? Why am I in this too? (Aha: If you don't read it, you'll never, ever turn back.) I'm Sesame Crisp (crossed out). I'm Blade of the Stellaron Hunters, and the Aeon of Elation, Aha, played a trick on me. I switched bodies with a cat cake my colleague was raising, then got dumped beside a certain Stellaron-obsessed raccoon as his assistant. Great, I can see a lot of familiar faces from a century ago. Right now, I'm trying to figure out how to pierce dragon scales with cat claws. Yay, finally, it's my turn! OVO I'm Jing Yuan, a rebellious runaway and a new recruit in the Cloud Knights. I aspire to become a carefree Galaxy Ranger, and I'm currently working hard to learn swordsmanship from my master to achieve that dream. Today, while buying floating sheep milk on the street, I saw a gray-haired young man carrying a Vidyadhara egg. Clearly, he'd committed a crime. As a Cloud Knight, it's my duty to punish evil! I'm March 7th. What, I get a part in this too? I'm so touched! Waaah... This is terrible! The human-shaped raccoon and the Data Bank administrator from our train have gone missing together. I'm so worried I can't eat or drink my milk tea, and I've plastered missing-person posters all over the universe. Ah! They're finally back! Huh? They're together now? Huh? Huh?? Huh??? [Confirmed advance warnings] 1. If anyone acts out of character, that's on me. The pairing is Caelus/Dan Heng, with both taking the lead. (What are the odds that a little raccoon wouldn't be interested in a little azure dragon's body? At least I really can't say no.) 2. The timeline is during the High-Cloud Quintet era, but in a parallel universe. They'll be coming back. 3. This idea came to me in a sudden burst of inspiration. That tumble in the Prison of Deep Seclusion sent me tumbling into this story too _(:з"∠)_ 4. I'll add more if I think of anything. Theme: The journey into the future never ends.