The Drama Queen Path of a Lazy Zombie

Lan Ziyin had two great loves in life: eating and sleeping. Through a twist of fate, he became a zombie and could only subsist on raw flesh and blood, so he was forced to give up eating. He spent a fortune building himself a luxurious tomb, where he slept for a thousand years. Then two grave robbers woke him up, and, just his luck, he got bound to some kind of wage-slave System. To break free, he had to redeem eighty-one souls.

Lan Ziyin bared his teeth viciously. "I'm a zombie, and you want me to redeem souls? Believe me, I'll eat you!"

System: You can eat whatever you like while completing missions.

Lan Ziyin swallowed, his mind already full of dishes to name.

Lan Ziyin might be a lazy slacker among zombies, but he did have a way to protect himself: whoever's blood he drank, he could transform into that person and gain all their memories. And so began his life as a drama queen... No, his path to redemption. As he carried out his missions, Lan Ziyin discovered that the System was actually a super handsome guy with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and long legs. He also realized that he was gay, and had acquired a new hobby: eating people.

System: The mission is over. What are you going to do now?

Lan Ziyin: Eat my way around the world.

System: What about me?

Lan Ziyin: Have a nice trip.

The System gritted his teeth. "So you're going to use me up and then leave with your pants on?"

Lan Ziyin: "Is... that not okay?"

Theme: Do not neglect a good deed just because it is small, and do not commit an evil deed just because it is small.