My Balcony Connects to Ancient Times

Also known as A Dog's Adventure in the Cultivation World. The next book will be Turing's Pawnshop. Feel free to add it to your favorites if you're interested.

Ai Fanghan has a secret: his balcony connects to ancient times, to a world of cultivation. Just like in the novels, everyone there can use magic, and people fly around wherever they go. The only catch is that whenever he goes there, he turns into a Samoyed puppy and gets petted and cuddled by those wicked cultivators.

There's just one exception: Chu Weixi. From what people say, Chu Weixi is a peerless genius, the likes of whom appear only once every thousand years. His only flaw is that he doesn't understand human relationships and is obsessed with martial arts.

Ai Fanghan is extremely curious about him, so he sneaks into Chu Weixi's cave abode and nearly gets turned into dog hotpot. After that, Chu Weixi uses his superior strength to do whatever he wants with Ai Fanghan. Ai Fanghan curses him inwardly but acts meek and obedient. He has no choice: Chu Weixi is the only person in this world who understands what he says, and he needs Chu Weixi to help him get rich.

Ai Fanghan: "I'll let you gloat for a few days. Once I'm a billionaire, I'll kill the ox after it's done the work."

Then Chu Weixi's entire sect is wiped out, and his cultivation is destroyed. Ai Fanghan risks his life to rescue him and bring him back to the modern world. Chu Weixi turns into a little black kitten, soft and sweet and adorable, and their relationship changes completely.

Ai Fanghan picks Chu Weixi up. "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Never thought you'd end up like this, did you?"

Chu Weixi was a genius, but his possession of a priceless treasure brought disaster upon him. His entire sect was wiped out, his cultivation destroyed, and he was left a cripple. He thought he was doomed, but a dog saved his life, dragged him to an unknown world, and turned into a cat. That dog, meanwhile, became a beautiful young man.

In the modern world, Ai Fanghan grabs the cat by the scruff. "I don't care if you're a once-in-a-thousand-years genius or a once-in-ten-thousand-years genius. In my territory, you do as I say!"

In ancient times, Chu Weixi grabs the dog's leg. "Stay right here. You're not going anywhere."

Turing's Pawnshop synopsis:

Bai Xi was a thousand-year-old snake spirit who transformed into a dragon and ascended to the immortal realm. But because he had become entangled with Immortal Lord Jiao Heng, he ended up skinned and dismembered, then cast down to the mortal realm.

Bai Xi was no pushover. He spent another five hundred years cultivating into an immortal, then used every means at his disposal to make Immortal Lord Jiao Heng fall for him. He brought the other immortals to witness their relationship, and in the end Jiao Heng and Bai Xi were both stripped of their immortal roots and cast down to the mortal realm.

Another five hundred years passed. Bai Xi's cultivation was once again complete, but instead of ascending to immortality, he went to the underworld and became a functionary of the dead. Turing's Pawnshop became his outpost in the mortal world.

Turing's Pawnshop does business with the living by day and the dead by night. If you can afford the price, there's nothing Bai Xi can't do.

Turing's Pawnshop has three rules:

Pay first, then the job gets done.

No refunds, whether the job succeeds or fails.

Anyone surnamed Jiao, living or dead, is forbidden to enter.

As Jiao Heng was cast down from the Executioner's Terrace, Bai Xi smiled at him. "Jiao Heng, do you remember the white dragon who was skinned and dismembered because of you? That was me. I don't love you. I came back only for revenge!"

How could Jiao Heng not know that Bai Xi was that white dragon? He had personally guided him to immortality. He simply hadn't expected his guilt to slowly turn into love, until in the end he willingly embraced it all, even knowing it was part of Bai Xi's scheme.

Jiao Heng reincarnated a hundred times, refusing to become immortal, all for the chance to find Bai Xi again. Then, in his next life, he saw Bai Xi waiting to receive him.

Jiao Heng: "I'm a ghost and you're a functionary of the dead. We're a match made in heaven."

Bai Xi: "Can't you read? Anyone surnamed Jiao is forbidden to enter!"

Theme: No matter how many hardships and obstacles life brings, keep going