I’ve Done It All to Snare Men: Quick Transmigration

[Quick transmigration, top-focused, complete] [Please don’t read pirated copies T-T] - After Lu Chi dies, he’s inexplicably bound and recruited by a novel quick-transmigration department, becoming an honorable and dependable homewrecker (?) “Professional Jerk” System: Baby, you’re not just good-looking, the most important thing is that you’re a jerk. Please use every trick in the book to break up the protagonist top and bottom and become the thorn between them! Lu Chi: …Fine, I guess. Later, Lu Chi doesn’t just become a thorn between the protagonist top and bottom, he becomes their inner demon, something they can never escape, day or night. Lu Chi’s response: Hell yeah, that’s me! 1. [The flirtatious teacher who breaks up a senior and a junior in a campus novel] - A new teaching assistant arrives at University A. He’s young, handsome, flirtatious, and every inch of him screams “lady-killer.” Rumor has it that the flirtatious teacher loves going clubbing after work and dancing up a storm, even stripping. Where’s the moral compass? Where’s the decency? And where’s that club? But the president of the student union at University A comes from a privileged family and is cold and stiff. Everyone assumes he hates the new teacher. Why else would he stare so intently at him in every class, as if he especially resents how popular Teacher Lu is? Until one late night. Someone sees the president kick a junior who’s confessed his feelings into the river, then grab Teacher Lu, who’s been watching the show, and pull him out. His voice is calm and hoarse as he says: “You go to clubs in the morning, at noon, and at night.” “At dawn, you said you wanted to break up with me. You said you wanted lots and lots of love.” “Lu Chi, have you seen a doctor?” Lu Chi: … The gorgeous Teacher Lu blinks. He looks at the protagonist bottom, who can barely keep his head above water, then at the protagonist top, whom he’s driven to the brink of madness. Innocently, he asks the System in his mind: Does this count as stopping them from getting together? System: … 2. [The honest but weird beta who breaks up an alpha and an omega in an ABO novel] - A poor beta honor student has just enrolled at an interstellar aristocratic academy. His long bangs hide his face, and he seems completely unremarkable, yet he appears at every major event on campus A delicate omega goes into heat by accident. The beta rushes over holding a strawberry cake from cooking class, stuffs it into the omega’s mouth, and takes 6,666 star coins from him under the pretext of helping him regain his strength. The protagonist bottom omega chews blankly: “…” A cold-blooded alpha goes berserk by accident. The beta dashes over with an Elizabethan collar from pet-care class and snaps it around the alpha’s neck, then takes 8,888 star coins from him under the pretext of soothing his mental instability. The protagonist top alpha, forced to play dog: “…” The beta will do anything to make money: shake milk tea, read palms, do tarot… Everyone shakes their heads in secret. What future could a poor, useless beta have? No matter how hard he tries, he’ll always be a pitiful, low-ranking bug in interstellar society. Who would have guessed that a chat log would suddenly go viral on the academy forum? In it, the famous alpha who’d topped the combat-class rankings for four whole years, and was as cool and ruthless as a mecha, was behaving as if possessed… frantically transferring money to the fortune-teller on the other end. [Master, my boyfriend wants to break up with me.] [Master, I’ve sent 9.99 million star coins.] [Master, use your most expensive curse right now.] The master, whose profile picture is a cat: […A love curse?] [A death curse.] [Put it on the omega who’s seducing my boyfriend.] [I. Want. Him. Dead.] Master Lu Chi falls silent for two seconds, happily collects the payment, then blinks his pretty eyes and asks the System: This counts as breaking them up too, right? System: … Damn. You’re a seriously weird guy. 3. [The clout-chasing adult-content creator and CP fan who breaks up a jungler and a mid-laner in an esports novel] - Team TDG wins the championship. At the airport on the way back to base, fans are thrilled, celebrating the team’s triumphant return. Only one person, face hidden behind a mask, holds up a CP banner, pushes past security, and grabs the hand of the impassive captain known as the “God of the Jungle,” acting completely unhinged “Captain, why aren’t you and the mid-laner flirting for the fans? You can’t just make us ship you and then abandon us! I hate you!” “Heartbroken CP fans, come follow my live stream! I play suggestive games every night at ten. I’ll take you in, mwah!” The airport falls abruptly silent: “…” Wait, man, have you gone crazy from chasing clout?! But the adult content creator doesn’t care, and stays consistently unhinged. He holds up banners at the airport, during suggestive livestreams, and while practicing with the substitutes… In the end, by some miracle, he joins the team as a support. Even when the captain kisses him breathless after they finally meet in person following an online romance, he stubbornly keeps holding up his banner. “Wait! The mid-laner is backstage. Can we bring him out here?” “…” His lips are suddenly bitten hard. The famously cold and passionless captain’s eyes are now full of jealousy, his expression dark as he warns him, “Lu Chi, try bringing up another man in bed again.” 4. [The shameless substitute who breaks up a sugar daddy and his white moonlight in a kept-lover novel] - …[Anti-piracy delay: 72 hours / 70%] *“Your personality is awful, but your good looks more than make up for it.” A beautiful, carefree, fake-jerk heartthrob top × naturally cold bottom who gets successfully seduced, then abandoned, and completely loses it: “I don’t care, I’m doing it anyway!” [Please read these content warnings]: *The original novel has no romance, and the top isn’t a homewrecker! This is purely a personal-kink story, with poor writing, no logic, and characters who are all crazy. Please don’t overthink it. *One-on-one romance, both are sexually inexperienced. Not ideal for readers with extreme character preferences. The top remembers his previous worlds, but the fragmented bottom does not. *[Top-focused story]. Please don’t leave rude comments saying you picked the wrong side. If you dislike anything, just click away. No need to write a long essay. *Thank you, angel readers, for supporting the official version. Mwah mwah mwah! [Pirated-copy readers, please leave. Frequent revisions; I’m only responsible for the official version.] Theme: Hard work pays off.