A Good-for-Nothing in the Stars, Yet Wielding Chinese Civilization

[The blurb will be revised. I can’t decide whether to have him enter a game or something like a simulator. I want to try a plot-driven story (｡ì _ í｡)]

When he woke up, Xie Moli had entered an interstellar world overrun with pollution.

The good news: he’d left his life of poverty behind and would never have to work part-time to pay his way through school again.

The bad news: he was an F-rank prisoner, currently serving his sentence on a garbage planet. When he got hungry, all he could do was pick up discarded batteries and chew on them while the prison bully beat him.

Xie Moli: ...Can’t I live with a little dignity?!

A sorrowful Xie Moli figured he’d eventually be electrocuted to death. But one night, [Pollution] suddenly descended, and a strange white fog came surging in

Amid the screams, the prison bully, who had always been so overbearing, suddenly fell to his knees and shouted at the void: “When you see injustice, raise your voice! When the time comes, take action! I beseech the Martial Walker to help me!”

Xie Moli: ...

Bro, did you get so scared you went insane?

The next second.

A faint [phantom of Wu Song] flickered into view at the ancient words. A tiger’s roar swept through a fierce mountain wind, its furious shout dispelling all the thick fog. Every demon and monster vanished!

Xie Moli: ...

??? I’m the one who’s lost it

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This is an utterly unbelievable interstellar world.

Its technology tree is fully developed, yet it can do nothing about [Pollution]. So, with ancient Huaxia as their foundation and mental power as their [root and bone], humanity embarked on a frenzy of cyber-cultivation

[Kill a man with every ten steps, leave no trace after a thousand miles!]

[The Great Sage, Heaven’s Equal, the Monkey King!]

[There is a fish in the Northern Sea, called Kun. The Kun is so vast, no one knows how many thousand miles it measures...]

The poet immortal Li Bai, the Great Sage from Journey to the West, Daiyu from Dream of the Red Chamber, Nüwa and Zhulong from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, Bai Ze...

Humanity desperately searched for precious ancient Huaxia texts and relics, summoning legendary figures from Huaxia by reciting lost verses and protecting the sparks of civilization. But everyone knew that the complete five thousand years of ancient history could never be recovered.

Now that Huaxia civilization had suffered a break in its history, the universe would never again see an SSS-rank prodigy.

Until that day.

A young man with an F-rank classification and a Tang dao in his hand walked into the First Interstellar Military Academy.

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The interstellar world is busy.

Sources of pollution diligently crawl out through cracks in the world, always ready to devour life. The First Military Academy, the Myriad Forms Celestial Palace, admits countless students every year, but young people with S-rank mental power remain few and far between.

The universe, the galaxy, humanity, and everything else seem to be on the brink of disaster, as though they desperately need a super-handsome savior.

“What did you say you were?”

F-rank prisoner, handsome enough to get slashed by strangers, Xie Moli blinked and looked straight at the handsome S-rank senior. “I said I’m a genius.”

A genius from Huaxia, a descendant of Yan and Huang.

Reader’s guide:

* [Top-focused story.] A carefree young top, handsome enough to get slashed by strangers. Black hair, pale skin, and a dark Tang dao as his weapon. Please don’t post any inflammatory comments about sexual positions (they will be deleted).

* A silly, illogical power fantasy! It mixes in all kinds of Huaxia civilization, but takes place in a fictional world. If anything doesn’t make sense, I made it up, so please don’t scrutinize it!

* The author is unintelligent, uncultured, and can’t write. This is really silly. If you don’t like any of it, please click the X. Thanks, thanks.

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