Baby, You're Such a Tease QAQ

[Full text, 290,000 words] [Bonus chapter added on May 8, 2025. Available to readers with a 1% subscription rate.] [Chinese-born son returning home x steady, fatherly business tycoon] 1. Xie Shuhe is a powerful figure in the business world: refined and upright, cool and aloof as jade. His ability to command the clouds and seize the mist leaves everyone in awe. He carved a bloody path through a brutal family power struggle and took control of the Xie family at a young age. The forums frequented by the wealthy and powerful were abuzz with guesses about which family he would choose for a mutually beneficial business marriage. Instead, a “little leaf returning to its roots” appeared out of nowhere. Hoping to reclaim his Chinese citizenship and fit in back home, he was now diligently studying a New Chinese-English Dictionary every day. 2. Xie Shuhe would never forget the day he first met this pampered young master. After returning to China, the young master had been enthusiastically sampling all kinds of food. His slightly round, youthful face froze in mild surprise the moment he saw Xie Shuhe. Ten seconds later, in halting Chinese and an awkward accent, he managed to say, “Mr. Xie, you look very ‘hand some.’” Beside him, Yue, the walking Chinese-English translator, smiled indulgently. “He means handsome.” Xie Shuhe: “…” 3. After they started dating, Zhuo Ci sent him a cat-scratching-its-head-and-screaming sticker every day to complain: [Mr. Xie, this is awful. My head is full of you.] Xie Shuhe knew he meant he missed him. 4. Zhuo Ci had finally left his clumsy Chinese behind and learned to speak in an old-fashioned, elegant way. “Mr. Xie, I have feelings for you.” Confidently, he signed up for the Chinese Proficiency Test. The moment he entered the exam room, the listening section began. A voice came over the speakers: “Xiaoming, your teeth look great!” “Oh, they’re fake!” “Huh? Are they real or fake?” “They’re real!” So, are Xiaoming’s teeth real or fake? Zhuo Ci ran straight into his husband’s arms and cried as soon as he left the exam room. *In a world where same-sex marriage is legal. Message: Every dream, every act of courage, and every bit of sincerity can become a pair of wings that soars through the blue sky.