Blurb
Xu Ran worked himself to the bone at a 996 job, diligently helping the boss take the company public. Then the heir took over and fired him first, giving his position to the little canary he kept on the side.
With his severance pay in hand, Xu Ran looked at his hospital reports for anemia, stomach ulcers, and hypoglycemia, and thought, to hell with this! I don't need to be an assistant anymore! I'll never be an assistant again!
Then he arrived in his next life.
He transmigrated into a book and became the crazy CEO's kept man.
The CEO was possessive and unhinged, loving him so much it was practically a crime. He'd fly into a rage if he couldn't see Xu Ran for even a second.
Xu Ran: "..."
The butler said helplessly, "Young Master Xu Ran, please stop trying to run away. Whenever you do, all the staff suffer. Please have a heart."
Xu Ran blinked. "What do I get if I stay?"
The butler paused. "You can spend as much as you like, buy whatever you want, eat whenever you want, sleep whenever you want, and play whenever you want?"
Xu Ran said, "Then why would I run?"
The butler stammered, "The CEO... He wants you to wear an earring engraved with his name and keep the video call on all day, including when you're... showering or using the toilet."
That's it?
Hesitating for even a second would be disrespectful to the Five Wants! Isn't it great to collect a paycheck and lounge around?
Xu Ran asked the butler, "Does he have a thing for hurting people? Does he hit anyone?"
The butler said, "At any rate, he won't hit you. He'd hit himself before he'd ever hit you."
Xu Ran: "Where's the CEO?"
The butler: "In his study. Assistant Zhou and the others are there for a meeting right now."
A meeting? Great, that's the perfect chance to test things out!
Xu Ran took a breath, plastered a smile on his face, and pushed open the door to Dai Yue's study. Ignoring everyone's astonished looks, he plopped down in Dai Yue's lap. "Honey, where's my earring?"
CEO Dai's brows furrowed, his gaze dangerous. "In my pants pocket."
Xu Ran reached in, pulled it out, and put it on himself. "Carry on. I'm going to nap beside him."
He dragged over a sofa, lay down, rested his head on Dai Yue's leg, and promptly fell asleep.
Dai Yue: "..."
Three months later, Xu Ran could eat, drink, sleep, and spend as much as he liked. He'd put on more than ten pounds. Lying lazily in bed, he hugged Dai Yue. "Honey, will you get sick of me?"
Dai Yue said, "No."
Completely unaware that he'd transmigrated into an mpreg novel, Xu Ran's eyes twinkled. "Really?"
Dai Yue: "Mm."
As long as Xu Ran stayed in his sight, he wouldn't lose control, and he felt perfectly calm. Of course he wouldn't get sick of him. He thought Xu Ran needed him, too. At least, the Xu Ran in front of him did.
Until one day, a subordinate passed on the wrong message and told Xu Ran that the company was going bankrupt.
The little pig who spent every day eating, sleeping, and behaving sweetly suddenly bared his claws and charged into the company. He took charge of the meeting, cowed the room, and declared that anyone who dared to bankrupt the Dai Group would be bankrupted themselves!
Dai Yue looked at his wife, so unlike his usual self, his gaze like a tempered blade lightly scraping Xu Ran's pale cheek. "So, honey, you've been pretending all this time. You lied to me."
Xu Ran threw his arms around Dai Yue and wailed. "I wasn't! I was just playing meeting games with the shareholders!" He turned around, smiling with bewitching cruelty. "Isn't that right, everyone?"
The room fell completely silent.
They'd thought the CEO was the crazy one. Who knew this one was even crazier!
Important content warning: No matter what you see in the story, Dai Yue loves only one person from beginning to end: the male protagonist, Xu Ran, who transmigrated into the book. However, before the top is sure that the person he's in love with is truly the person he thinks, there are two sex scenes (the soul is also the original person).
A scheming, bewitching bottom who plays the fool until someone tries to take his money, then turns into a tiger. His obsession: money.
An ambitious, wild top who only goes crazy and possessive when someone tries to take his wife. His obsession: his wife.
Screenshot record dated June 27, 2024.
Coming next: How Dare This Guy Be So Cocky? Blurb:
Yu Qinglong was the undisputed king of trash talk in the law department at K University.
He studied like crazy, graduated with excellent grades, and was ready to make his mark in the legal world. But a farewell dinner with his dormmates somehow sent him to a dynasty he'd never heard of, where he transmigrated into a ger, a type of man everyone in the surrounding villages looked down on.
What the heck!
Had all that studying been for nothing?!
No one understood his pent-up resentment, and Yu Qinglong finally snapped.
His neighbor said he was too tall and muscular to look like a ger.
Yu Qinglong: "What, does it hurt your pride that your man looks like a scrawny weakling next to me?"
His awful relatives said his personality was so bad no one would marry him.
Yu Qinglong: "Good! If no one marries me, I can spend every day with you foul-mouthed fish and teach you a thing or two about life."
His fellow ger and fake-sweet best friend said he was hopeless and no one would ever like him.
Yu Qinglong: "Isn't that just what you want? You two-faced little snake, secretly cursing your friend."
Before Yu Qinglong arrived, the original ger was so timid he couldn't even lift his head while walking.
A month after Yu Qinglong arrived, even the village's biggest guard dog went out of its way to avoid him.
The matchmakers wouldn't dare arrange a marriage for him, and his father and dad were beside themselves with worry.
The nasty people wouldn't say it to his face, but behind his back they laughed that he'd end up an old bachelor ger.
Then Fang Shu, the well-known scholar from the next village, sent someone to propose.
Yu Qinglong looked at the skinny, tall Fang Shu, who seemed like a stiff breeze could knock him over. "What do you see in me?"
Fang Shu: "I like hearing you curse people. And you can make all sorts of interesting things."
Yu Qinglong: "I can do a little crafting, but I might curse you out, too."
Fang Shu: "Like what?"
Yu Qinglong: "You're so skinny a gust of wind could blow you away. Are you waiting to become a blanket for the earth? Go exercise!"
Fang Shu thought it over. That made sense!
The next day, he began working out harder!
At first, Fang Shu thought: My husband is so good at making wooden toys. I have to treat him well so he'll make them for me.
Later, Fang Shu changed his mind. Sucking on the plum blossom birthmark on Yu Qinglong's shoulder, he thought: This shoulder, this waist... I'd die happy just to have him!
The Fang family hadn't wanted Yu Qinglong to marry in, but once he arrived, their son got healthier and more motivated to study!
Fang's mother: "Anyone who dares say my Longlong is no good will have me to answer to!"
Yu Qinglong: "Good. We'll be family for life, so it's important to be on the same page!"
A transmigrated, handsome bottom with a wonderful mental state who curses back at people and gets dogs barking at dogs.
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A talented student who can't curse, is bad at everything but loves doing it anyway, and enjoys crafting. He's a local scholar and the top.
Also known as My Husband Is My Mouthpiece and My Husband Makes Wooden Toys for Me.
Blurb screenshot registered on Weibo on April 26, 2025.
Theme: Be brave and pursue the one you love.
It's okay. Many authors say that the people they write have their own souls. Sometimes they really can't control the direction of development. It's normal. Don't put too much pressure on it. The article is still very interesting [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] Just read it as a short and relaxing article [like] [like] [like]
Ranran is the most powerful! ! ! ! !
Twins again? The previous novel mentioned that the second child had two children. This chapter specifically asked if it was a single child. Is this a foreshadowing?
A logical and self-consistent article, the characters will have their own thoughts [laughing and crying] It doesn't matter, a light-hearted article is also good, but the copy needs to be revised a lot [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
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Congratulations on finishing it. It's a nice little sweet story. Each character has a soul. I like the character setting very much. The writing is great.
Good-looking, good-looking, so sweet, I love it! !
Didn't I say I couldn't give birth? Why did I give birth again [explosive crying] (I didn't mean to say that giving birth was bad, I just believed it when I said I wouldn't give birth)
It's okay. Many authors say that the people they write have their own souls. Sometimes they really can't control the direction of development. It's normal. Don't put too much pressure on it. The article is still very interesting [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] Just read it as a short and relaxing article [like] [like] [like]
Ranran is the most powerful! ! ! ! !
Twins again? The previous novel mentioned that the second child had two children. This chapter specifically asked if it was a single child. Is this a foreshadowing?
A logical and self-consistent article, the characters will have their own thoughts [laughing and crying] It doesn't matter, a light-hearted article is also good, but the copy needs to be revised a lot [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
Nice! Sweet cookies! No abuse, super thick two-way arrow!
Congratulations on finishing it. It's a nice little sweet story. Each character has a soul. I like the character setting very much. The writing is great.
Good-looking, good-looking, so sweet, I love it! !
Didn't I say I couldn't give birth? Why did I give birth again [explosive crying] (I didn't mean to say that giving birth was bad, I just believed it when I said I wouldn't give birth)
These two cubs have the same name as me, so cute
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