Who Said You Could Be a Scumbag? [Quick Transmigration]

I: In stories about scumbag tops and pathetic bottoms, there’s always a gloomy bottom who’s tolerant, mild-mannered, and devoted. No matter how badly the scumbag treats him, the gloomy bottom only turns his aggression inward, crossing his own boundaries again and again for the scumbag. Jiang Quechen fell apart after his ex-boyfriend betrayed him and repeatedly tried to take his own life. System: This is the gloomy bottom I’ve been looking for! So, after Jiang Quechen’s forty-sixth suicide attempt, the System reached out to him and bound him to the “Scumbag Top and Pathetic Bottom” system. His mission was to achieve a happy ending with the scumbag top! System: World One. You’re the youngest son of the Jiang family. For love, you help the scumbag top build a business from nothing, even though he’s penniless. But after he becomes successful, he cheats on you again and again. To win back his love, treat him even better and remind him of all the good things you’ve done for him. Wait! Why did you send him to the hospital by smashing him with something?! Jiang Quechen’s expression remained calm. “I’ll smash him if I feel like it.” System: “?” System: World Two. You’re a poor omega with low-quality pheromones, bought by the scumbag top’s younger brother to humiliate him. The scumbag top has a private illness and is always suspecting you of cheating, so he often beats and humiliates you. He even films an indecent video of you and posts it in a group chat. Your job is to soothe him as much as possible and win his trust and affection. Wait, why are you seducing his best friend? Jiang Quechen smiled. “He’s the one who wanted me to cheat. I’m just granting his wish.” System: “?” System: World Three. You’re a renowned cultivator of the Ruthless Dao, recognized as the greatest cultivator in the world. The scumbag top pursues you relentlessly, but just as you fall for him, he kills you. It turns out he only pursued you because he wanted your immortal pill to save his beloved. Before he carves out your immortal pill, you have to win him over, take the place of his beloved in his heart, and be with him. Huh? I didn’t mean for you to fake your death and become the beloved of the entire cultivation world! Jiang Quechen twirled his sword and made no comment. “I didn’t force them to treat me like their beloved.” System: “?” System: World Four. You’re a little mermaid who falls in love with a human researcher. He tricks you into staying in his lab for a long time because of your research value. You… don’t kill him! Jiang Quechen flicked his tail, which shimmered like waves in the sunlight, and replied coolly, “I’ll beat him if I feel like it, and kill him if I feel like it. Say one more word, and I’ll kill you too.” System: … System: Something is seriously wrong here. This doesn’t seem to be the gloomy bottom I was looking for. As Jiang Quechen sheds his gloom through one mission after another and reveals the ruthless, decisive person he used to be, the System sees the scumbag tops kneeling outside and nearly faints. This really isn’t the gloomy bottom I was looking for! II: After Zuo Huaifeng died, he was bound to a system called “Unrequited Love Comes True.” It required him to play supporting male characters in different worlds, pine for the pathetic bottom, and do everything he could to achieve a happy ending with the bottom who loved the scumbag top. System: You’re the childhood friend of the youngest son of the Jiang family, the older brother-in-law of a little omega, the disciple of the First Venerable, and the mermaid’s protector from another race. You… don’t walk away! Zuo Huaifeng didn’t want to hear another word. He turned and walked away without hesitation. “Unrequited love? Hah. You think a spineless, pathetic thing like that deserves my affection? Keep dreaming.” But when Zuo Huaifeng saw the target of his mission, he stopped in his tracks. A moment later, his face lit up with a springlike smile. “Wait.” “This really is the person I’ve been pining for.” III: Those who complete every world will be rewarded with a chance to come back to life. Jiang Quechen has deep psychological wounds. He isn’t interested in the conditions the System offers, nor is he interested in the missions. He does whatever he wants, and all he wants is release. Until, little by little, someone he’d never paid attention to appears in his field of vision. That person says, “Jiang Quechen, guess how many years I’ve secretly loved you?” Ruthless, patient, scheming underdog top who rises to the top and is fiercely devoted (Zuo Huaifeng) × vicious, mad, queenly, world-weary, ghostlike bottom (Jiang Quechen) A few reading notes: - Comment threads are open. 60% anti-piracy protection, 24-hour delay. - Two bad eggs: a toxic husband with a loyal dog. The characters’ values are not the author’s values. - Both leads have psychological disorders and save each other. In their original bodies, they’re both physically and emotionally pure. In a few worlds, the bottom’s body won’t be a virgin, though the top won’t be involved. I’ll give advance notice. - The bottom has blond hair and blue eyes because of his background. There are lots of privately invented details in the setting. - Revised passages may cause comment threads to be out of sync or missing. The next book will probably be: “Stop Staring at Me” Blurb: Yan Su, the campus heartthrob at University A, has a great personality, good looks, a wealthy family, excellent grades, and lots of friends. Everyone envies how smoothly his life is going, as though he’ll never face any hardship. Yan Su: “Oh, there’s hardship all right, buddy.” Yan Su has a secret. His birth chart is extraordinarily yin, so yin that he can see things other people can’t. Saying that he runs into ghosts wherever he goes is no exaggeration. During a basketball game against another department, Yan Su pulls off a flashy dunk to turn the tide. He wipes away his sweat, then looks over and sees blood gushing across the floor. A heap of what can only be described as flesh is shrieking with delight: “Aaaah, what an amazing dunk! Go, hottie!” Yan Su: “…” During final exams, Yan Su looks up at the time and comes face to face with a ghastly white, waterlogged ghost face. Its gloomy stare is tinged with earnestness. “Why did you solve it that way…? My approach was completely different from yours…” Yan Su: “…” One night, his roommate tells a spooky school legend so vividly it feels like they’re right there. Then Yan Su suddenly hears a voice beside him: “That’s not what happened back then…” Yan Su: “…” Yan Su has another secret. He’s afraid of ghosts. Even though he sees ghosts every single day, Yan Su’s heart still races and his face turns pale whenever he encounters these bloody apparitions. He just wants to run away as fast as he can. The fact that he manages to stay quiet is already a tremendous effort. “You won’t have to force yourself anymore.” A male ghost suddenly appears beside Yan Su. He looks honest and bashful, and speaks awkwardly, using cheesy pick-up lines he must have learned somewhere. “Because your… your… strength is coming.” Yan Su: “…” Yan Su: “?” Theme: The greatest pain comes from betraying yourself