Who Stole My Life as a Simp?

[Complete] Weibo: @Shuiyudu. I occasionally take commissions. Everyone’s darling, aloof long-haired art student bottom Zhu Jingshuang x top who goes from devoted puppy to rabid dog Zhu Jingshuang, an art student, has a handsome, refined face and a cool, distant temperament. He is a famously gifted and aloof beauty, admired far and wide. Wan Zeyue fell in love with him at first sight during their freshman year and pursued him for a long time without success. After being coldly rejected yet again, he decided to give up. (He didn’t.) The day after making up his mind to quit, Wan Zeyue discovered that, in the eyes of the entire world, including Zhu Jingshuang, all his experiences involving Zhu Jingshuang had become the experiences of another man. Zhu Jingshuang’s attitude toward him had also grown utterly unfamiliar, as though he didn’t know him at all. Wan Zeyue got angry in a fit of anger. (🤣👉🏻🤡) [Bottom’s point of view]: Zhao Muming pursued Zhu Jingshuang for years, and Zhu Jingshuang finally agreed to be with him. Not long after they got together, a somewhat familiar junior, Wan Zeyue, inexplicably began showing up in front of him every day. He looked at Zhao Muming with fury and resentment, as if Zhao Muming had done something unforgivable to him. After thinking it over for a long time, Zhu Jingshuang concluded that he didn’t know the guy. Meanwhile, as his relationship with Zhao Muming progressed, Zhu Jingshuang gradually began to feel that Zhao Muming had changed from the way he used to be, as if he had become a different person. [Before you read]: 1. The story focuses on the bottom, but the “I” in the title refers to the top. 2. The bottom is irresistible to everyone, and the top is completely inexperienced, including the cannon-fodder top who has an unrequited crush on the bottom. 3. The bottom is a long-haired art student, and there are scenes where he wears women’s clothing. (If that’s not your thing, please read with caution!) 4. The top and bottom study different subjects. The romance is the main focus. The writing is rough, the plot is messy, and there are lots of author-created details. 5. This isn’t a fluffy, feel-good story. There’s coercive content later on, so readers with strong preferences should take care. 6. You won’t know who the endgame top is until the ending. Divider Up next: Information Pheromone Allergy ABO. Please add it to your reading list! Synopsis: Irresistibly cute, sweet omega bottom x taciturn alpha top who says one thing but means another As soon as Wen Youxia started his freshman year, his family informed him that he was to enter an arranged marriage with an alpha he didn’t know. His parents reassured him: “He’s not a complete stranger. You played together when you were little.” Wen Youxia: “What difference does that make?” Wen Youxia had been doted on by everyone since childhood. He’d had dozens of playmates, if not a hundred. At first, Wen Youxia thought they could each do their own thing after the wedding. But on their wedding night, he discovered to his horror that he and his arranged partner were both allergic to each other’s pheromones. 😱 For the sake of family stability, Wen Youxia agreed with his partner that they would divorce after a year. Day one of the arranged marriage: Wen Youxia and his partner kept out of each other’s way. Day two: His partner was busy with work and didn’t come home, so Wen Youxia threw a party at home. Day three: During his heat, Wen Youxia spent the night with an unknown alpha. … Day n: Wen Youxia discovered that the alpha from that one-night stand was his arranged partner. [Top’s point of view]: When they met again, Yu Shaojian saw the unfamiliarity in Wen Youxia’s eyes and finally accepted that Wen Youxia had completely forgotten him. He had thought a year would be enough time to grow closer. Even when Wen Youxia proposed that they divorce after a year because of their pheromone allergy, Yu Shaojian hadn’t minded. And things had indeed gone that way: after the wedding, he and Wen Youxia grew closer, and Wen Youxia went from politely calling him “Mr. Yu” to calling him “A-Jian” Until one fine afternoon, Wen Youxia’s first love showed up asking to get back together. Wen Youxia’s first love was named Zhang Jian. Theme: Cherish the present