Bro, I'm Really Not a Gold Digger

A clueless, lazy freeloader x a scheming, fatherly billionaire [The main text is in third person]

My name is Lin Tingyu, and I'm a poor college student. Luckily, my roommate Jiang Xun is my meal ticket and often generously helps me out.

Life was peaceful, until one day we transmigrated into a strange world together.

In this world, the System randomly magnifies something about you.

The thing that got magnified for me was... poverty!

Overnight, I went from college student to a beggar picking up bottles.

Meanwhile, my roommate became the richest man in the city.

I swore I wouldn't spend a single cent of his money, except on meals!

While I was selling bottles, the System started handing out tasks:

[Get Jiang Xun to buy you ten outfits]

Me: ?

[If you can't complete it within 24 hours, you'll be struck by lightning]

"..."

I had no choice but to swallow my pride and ask my roommate, "Bro, I don't want to mooch off you, but if I don't do this task, I'll die."

He said, "It's fine."

Then he turned around and bought me ten outfits. He seemed to get the last one wrong, because it was a dress.

[Get Jiang Xun to transfer you 100,000 yuan]

"..."

I went to my roommate, feeling awkward. "Bro, I want to buy..."

"WeChat Pay or Alipay?"

"A-Alipay. Aren't you going to ask how much? It's 100,000 yuan..."

[Alipay: 100,000 yuan received]

I burst into tears. "Father! I'm really not a freeloader. I'll pick up bottles and pay you back!"

He smiled. "It's fine."

[Get Jiang Xun to rent you an apartment.]

[Get Jiang Xun to tutor you in your rental.]

[Get Jiang Xun to buy you a watch.]

[Thank him by sitting on his lap.]

[Keep thanking him by kissing his mouth.]

[Get Jiang Xun to buy you a villa and move in with him.]

My face flushed with embarrassment, and I wanted the ground to swallow me up. "You're a real bro for not killing me over all this. I swear I'll compensate you for the emotional damages someday."

He was still magnanimous. "It's fine."

*

Late at night, Jiang Xun closed his bedroom door.

The System asked, [Boss, what task should I give him tomorrow? Should I make you buy him a yacht?]

Jiang Xun loosened his collar. "We'll buy a yacht later. Tomorrow night, make him come sleep in my room."

The next evening, as thunder and rain battered the world outside, Lin Tingyu climbed onto Jiang Xun's bed, trembling.

"Bro, I'm not..."

Jiang Xun kissed him. "Mm, I know you're not."

Changed the premise. I left the previous one for too long and ran out of inspiration. 8/24

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