Don't Feel Sorry for Your Ex-Boyfriend

A painter uke who acts sweet and schemes, but always gets found out x a sharp-tongued, handsome, roguish delivery rider seme

After breaking up with Xu Zhang, Hang Yue often warned his motorcycle-tour buddies:

"Stay away from love. Romance will only keep me from heading for the wilderness."

"Feel sorry for your ex and you'll have bad luck for the rest of your life."

"A good horse never turns back to eat old grass. Whoever does is a dog."

On the way to western Sichuan, an SUV got a flat tire.

The owner was a cute, beautiful painter. He put a warning sign on the roadside, then sat on the roof drawing, looking weak and helpless.

Hang Yue not only offered to fix the car, but also went out of his way to find them somewhere to stay, making sure neither Xu Zhang nor his paintings got a speck of dust on them.

His buddies laughed. "Didn't you say being single is always awesome? Why are you rushing to fix his car?"

"Didn't you say a good horse never goes back to old grass? Why are you booking him a room?"

Hang Yue replied calmly, "He's scared of the cold. It's freezing out here. I can't help being kind."

His buddies stared at him flatly. "Feel sorry for your ex and you'll have bad luck for the rest of your life, remember?"

"Whoever goes back to old grass is a dog, remember?"

Hang Yue changed his profile picture to the motorcycle club's singles group icon and swore he would never betray the organization.

Late one night, Xu Zhang posted an update: [I'm so hungry.]

Half an hour later, Hang Yue knocked on his door with food in hand. "Baby, want a midnight snack?"

(The cover is a sunrise at Dawa Genza, photographed by my dear Xiao Zhang.)

Coming soon: "I Told You It Was a Catfish Photo, ABO." Please add it to your favorites!

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-Fear-of-marriage researcher omega x younger, cool-guy alpha

1

Yu Shi was the most beautiful omega at the research institute. He had earned his doctorate at a young age and had plenty of admirers.

But his parents were sick with worry because he had severe marriage anxiety and an extremely low pheromone compatibility rate. He was basically destined to be single forever.

One day, Yu Shi discovered that his parents were chatting online under his name.

Yu Shi: "If you're really that bored, why not take a class at the senior college? :D"

Yu's father: "The data matched you with this alpha. Just look at what a fine young man he is!"

The other person's profile picture showed a muscular man in uniform, with his face out of frame.

Yu Shi said gravely, "Do you think a graduate student at a military academy would like fishing, mahjong, and bird-walking, and might have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and high blood sugar?"

"Have you ever heard of a romance scam?"

2

Xie Ren was born into a military family and served as deputy commander of the Falcon Corps. His extraordinary combat ability had earned him the title "Blade of National Defense." In his heart, there was room for nothing but fighting for peace, not personal relationships.

To get him to settle down, his grandfather found him a potential match.

The scammer was good at making up a persona, but it was obviously fake. He didn't even know where the research institute was.

Xie Ren gave a cold laugh and started playing games with him.

Xie Ren: [That 520 last time was money an old man got by collecting bottles. You're scamming an old guy too? Did you get no money and get beaten with an electric baton?]

Yu Shi: [Haha, if you're blind, go get treated. It was 52 (52 returned).]

Yu Shi: [Don't try to extort me. Use this money to buy yourself a house and a car, okay?]

Xie Ren: [...]

The old man snatched the phone away. "You can't court someone like that! Grandpa will teach you."

Xie Ren: [Transfer: 52013]

Yu Shi: [Why not make it 14? Did they refuse your request for more?]

The old man: "Heh heh, what an interesting kid."

Xie Ren gritted his teeth: [We've been chatting for ages. Let's meet in person.]

He had to expose the scammer's true colors!

To his surprise, the scammer readily agreed: [Saturday at three in the afternoon, outside the city Public Security Bureau.]

3

Blue Star Military Academy and the research institute were collaborating, and Yu Shi was living and working alongside the graduate students as a technical advisor.

There was an alpha named Xie Ren who had long admired his research achievements.

Every time Xie Ren stood close to him to discuss academic matters, his pheromones would pour out. Whenever he watched Yu Shi conduct a shooting experiment in a shirt, his nose would gush blood. After Yu Shi won an award, he secretly sent him 999 roses with a pink card that read: "Advisor Yu's pheromones are sweeter than roses."

-Wait, it seemed he admired Yu Shi, not his research.

His friends desperately tried to convince him to date Xie Ren.

"Xie Ren is so handsome! Your pheromones are a perfect match, and if his nose is anything to go by, he's probably great in bed."

"He's outgoing and cheerful, gentle and considerate. He'd make a perfect husband!"

Yu Shi wondered: Can you really tell how someone is in bed from their nose?

Not long after, he went to the Public Security Bureau to meet his online match.

From far away, he heard Xie Ren angrily say, "The Falcon Corps is on a case. Anyone have information on this [Little Yu Doesn't Eat Fish]? I'm going to smash his damn head in."

Yu Shi's hands trembled as he looked through their chat history.

In his ears, he kept hearing: outgoing and cheerful, gentle and considerate, perfect husband...

No, a good husband wouldn't smash someone's head in. orz

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Xie Ren (online): You damn scammer, putting on an act for your own father again?

Xie Ren (in person): Advisor Yu, these are your 999 little roses for today. ///v///

Yu Shi: Take them away, thanks. My marriage anxiety is getting worse.

Theme: Life is poetry and faraway places