Pretending to be obedient and playing tricksy, the painter always gets caught and gets attacked vs. The tough-talking handsome rider.
After Hangyue and Xu Zhang broke up, he often warned the brothers in the motorcycle brigade:
"Staying away from feelings and falling in love will only hinder me from running into the wilderness."
"I feel sorry for my ex, and I will be unlucky for the rest of my life."
"A good horse will not turn back to eat grass, and whoever eats it will be a dog."
On the way to western Sichuan, an SUV had a flat tire.
The car owner is a beautiful and lovely painter. He put a warning sign on the roadside and sat on the roof of the car weakly and helplessly to draw.
Hang Yue not only took the initiative to help people repair their cars, but also worked hard to find accommodation, so Xu Zhang and his paintings didn't get a bit dusty.
The brothers were happy: "Isn't it always fun to be single? Why are you so busy repairing your car?"
"Isn't it true that a good horse never turns back? Why do you still book a room for others?"
Hang Yue said calmly: "He is afraid of cold, ice and snow, who calls me good."
The brothers were expressionless: "I feel sorry for my ex who will be unlucky for the rest of his life."
"Whoever eats the grass is a dog."
Hang Yue changed into the avatar of the singles group of the cycling team and vowed never to betray the organization.
Late one night, Xu Zhang posted a message: [So hungry.
Half an hour later, Hang Yue knocked on the door with food in hand: "Baby, do you want a midnight snack?"
(The cover is the sunrise in Dawa Genzha taken by Xiao Zhangbaby)
Pre-collection of "I told you I was cheating ABO", please collect it~
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-Fear-marriage researcher omega x young cool guy alpha
1
Yu Shi is the most beautiful omega in the institute. He graduated with a doctorate at a young age and has many suitors around him.
But his parents are very anxious because he has severe phobia of marriage and has a very low pheromone matching rate.
One day, Yu Shi discovered that his parents were chatting online in his name.
Yu Shi: "If you are really bored, why not find a university for senior citizens : D"
Father Yu: "This is the alpha that the data matches for you. Look how good this kid is!"
The other party's profile picture is a photo of abdominal muscles in military uniform, without even showing his face.
Yu Shi said in a heavy tone: "Do you think a graduate student in a military academy would like fishing, playing mahjong, walking birds, and might also suffer from three highs?"
"Perhaps, have you ever heard of pig killing plate?"
2
Xie Ren was born into a military family and served as the deputy commander of the Falcon Regiment. He was known as the "Blade of National Defense" because of his super combat power. In his heart, apart from fighting for peace, there was no room for any personal feelings.
In order for him to start a family and start a career, his grandfather found a blind date for him.
That liar was very good at selling his character, but it was a pity that he was so fake at first glance that he didn't even know which way the door of the institute opened.
Xie Ren smiled coldly and began to fight with him.
Xie Ren: [The 520 last time was exchanged by the old man for picking up bottles. Are you cheating me, old man? Can't get the money to use electric baton? ]
Yu Shi: [Haha, go get the treatment if you are blind, that's 52 (refund 52)]
Yu Shi: [Don't try to blackmail me. Use this money to buy an apartment and buy yourself a car. Be good. ]
Xie Ren: […]
The old man took the phone away: "You can't talk about love like this! Grandpa will teach you."
Xie Ren: [Transfer 52013]
Yu Shi: [Why not make up 14? The boss won't dial it? ]
Old man: "Hey, this kid is so interesting."
Xie Ren gritted his teeth: [We have been chatting for so long, let's meet. ]
His true face must be exposed!
Unexpectedly, the liar readily agreed: [Meet you at the gate of the Municipal Public Security Bureau at three o'clock on Saturday afternoon. ]
3
Blue Star Military Academy cooperates with the research institute, and Yu Shi serves as a technical guide, eating and living with the graduate students.
There is an alpha named Xie Ren, who has admired his scientific research achievements for a long time.
Every time I discuss academics closely with him, pheromones start to leak out; when I see him wearing a shirt to do shooting experiments, nosebleeds flow down his cheeks; after he won the award, he secretly sent 999 flowers, with a pink card that said "Director Yu's pheromones are sweeter than roses."
——Wait, it seems that I admire him, not the scientific research results.
Friend's crazy advice:
"How handsome Xie Ren is! The pheromones are a perfect match for you, and your skills in bed are also good from the looks of it."
"He is enthusiastic, cheerful, gentle and considerate, and is definitely a model good husband!"
Yu Shi thought to himself, can his nose tell the difference in bed skills?
Soon after, he came to the base of the Public Security Bureau.
From a distance, I heard Xie Ren say angrily: "The Falcon Group is handling the case. Is there any information about [Xiaoyu doesn't eat fish]? I'm going to blow his head off."
Yu Shi looked through the chat history with trembling hands.
Continuous auditory hallucinations in my ears: warm and cheerful, gentle and considerate, a model good husband...
No, a good husband doesn't blow someone's head off orz
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Xie Ren (online version): You damn liar, are you pretending to be your father again?
Xie Ren (real version): Director Yu, these are today's 999 little roses///v///
Yu Shi: Please stay away and thank me. I'm afraid the marriage will get worse.
Concept: Life is poetry and distance
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Author, you are such a bastard, I can't stop laughing anymore, what a dark and dark wind, you've been turned into a comedy, and... Why do you always like to prey on my appetite and write articles?
He Zhenan is annoying enough on TV
Madam, can tender meat be so suffocating? Want to change cp
This brother is really a nuisance [clown] I was too lighthearted at first
Mark has updated it well
People in Anqing are in tears. Our small city is also promising.
What is the update status of this book? Isn't it being serialized? There is no request for leave.
Found a new article Support Support
It ended so suddenly [crying]
So short oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I finished reading it in one go, and I felt like it wasn't over yet.