[Highlight]: This is the author's first completed long novel. Looking back, the writing is kind of bad, so you can skip it [facepalm]
I'll revise it when I have some free time!
Game planner Bai Ziyin died of overwork and transmigrated into the dating game he'd developed. The game system announced, "Please complete the game successfully, or you will die."
Bai Ziyin, who had stayed up countless nights designing the male leads: Just what I wanted.
Fingertip Love 1.0 is a BL dating game. Its four male leads are all top-tier: a cold, overbearing CEO with a fatherly streak, a pure-love obsessive yandere, an energetic younger puppy, and a gentle homemaker type.
At seven o'clock on the first morning, he knocked on the artist's door. The frail beauty with long golden hair leaned against the doorframe, madness and hunger flickering in his eyes. "You'd better have a good reason for this... Hm?"
Bai Ziyin kissed him outright.
His mouth keeps moving. What is he saying? I can't understand him. I want to kiss him.
Bai Ziyin took to it like a fish to water, waking up every day ready to flirt. Little did he know that the players outside the screen were terrified out of their minds:
"He grabbed that germaphobic CEO by the collar without even washing his hands! The last person who did that had his arm ripped right off, ahhhhh! Wait, what? The CEO patted his head?"
"He knocked on that mentally unstable artist's door at seven in the morning! The last person who disturbed his sleep turned into a puddle of blood on the spot. Huh? The artist cuddled him and went back to sleep with him??"
"Wait, what's going on with that lunatic who's supposedly the player killer??? The streamer slapped him, so why is he licking the streamer's hand?!"
"...Before the mermaid level, someone refused to let the homemaker type feed him, and then he started eating himself while crying! But why is the homemaker type coaxing the streamer to eat?"
Surrounded by handsome men, Bai Ziyin felt like life couldn't get any better. He soon maxed out everyone's affection and cleared the game, then made a graceful fake death.
The long-suffering system: Who said you could clear the game like that?
Bai Ziyin: A good cat is one that catches mice.
After maxing out the affection levels, Bai Ziyin decisively faked his death and woke up in the real world. But AI ruled the world, high technology was everywhere, and he had become the world's most wanted criminal, with a five-hundred-million bounty on his head.
Bai Ziyin: (Closes his eyes) TD.
The system didn't come when he called, but the AI ruler of the new world did. It dramatically split into four, transforming into the four familiar men whose affection he'd recently maxed out...
Only then did Bai Ziyin learn that more than five hundred years had passed since his death, and that he hadn't entered the dating game Fingertip Love 1.0, but the infinite full-dive horror game Fingertip Love 2.0.
Bai Ziyin raged helplessly: Who the hell turned his dating game into a horror game?
*Help, my four husbands have merged into one, and he keeps cornering me to ask which version of him I like best. What should I do?
Reading Guide:
1. One character split into four. Since I'm writing two books at once, this one is tentatively updating three days on, one day off.
2. There is a side couple. They don't get much page time, and their relationship is subtle. If that's not your thing, you can read them as brothers who've fallen out. It won't affect the main story.
3. Not very suitable for extreme gong- or shou-focused readers.
New novel is out! Delusions of grandeur + nonhuman characters + a tendency toward being adored by everyone. Come check it out!
The Asylum Doctor Doesn't Want to Be an Evil God
The preacher Shang Wujiu died suddenly and transmigrated into an asylum intern with only ten days left to live. He also picked up a [White-Coated Angel System].
The system informed him:
1. If you don't want to die, you must practice medicine to increase your lifespan.
2. As an intern in this world, you are not authorized to practice medicine. You are practicing illegally, so don't get caught, okay? XOXO~
Shang Wujiu: ...
He'd never even studied medicine. Wasn't practicing illegally a bit too much?!
Patient A is blind and delirious. As their Sanity reaches zero, their flesh and skin gradually peel off like scales.
Shang Wujiu takes a blind guess at the diagnosis: "...Uh, allergic dermatitis? Try some erythromycin ointment and petroleum jelly."
Patient B insists he's an incubus who has sensed the call of the Supreme Being, the Father of the Universe, and wants to cut open his abdomen to lay eggs for the Father God.
Shang Wujiu: "...A rebellious phase? Cut back on the web novels. Your second year of high school is the most important one."
He'd only meant to fake his credentials, but somehow he became famous, rose through the ranks, and saw more and more patients come through the door.
A plague of corruption is spreading through this world. Anyone infected is gradually transformed into an [Anomaly]. The [Divine Hall of Anomaly Control] has always loathed anomalies, and after infection, people either fall completely into corruption or wait for death in despair.
Until they see a... weak human doctor who claims he can cure the corruption disease?
Shang Wujiu: Haha, why pass up easy lifespan points?
An abandoned infant from the Divine Hall who's starving to death? Treat them!
Researchers oppressed by the Divine Hall, priests who have suffered abuse, merchants fallen from prosperity... Treat them!
Anyone infected by an [Anomaly], treat them all!
Once his lifespan total passed one hundred years, the Divine Hall discovered his "illegal medical practice." It struck in fury, sending a large force to launch a surprise attack and surround the entire asylum.
Shang Wujiu, who'd gotten into a mountain of trouble just to earn lifespan points, stared with shining eyes: What a perfect opportunity to fake my death! _(:з"∠)_
He pretended to die protecting his patients, exchanged his maxed-out lifespan points with the System for a new identity, and completely changed his appearance with his little nest egg in tow.
Shang Wujiu: As if I'd want to play the passionate hero! A long life of a hundred years and endless money? Of course I'm going to love myself for the rest of my life!
He thought he could keep enjoying the good life forever. However:
The now fabulously wealthy merchant said with a stern expression, "Most [Anomalies], when you get right down to it, are just trying to survive. They never actively sought conflict."
The cardinal in red sneered, "The Divine Hall's conduct makes it unworthy of being the true god!"
The genius researcher was overcome with grief and anger. "The Divine Hall's oppression must be stopped!"
The abandoned infant of the former Divine Hall, now the child of the true god, smiled coldly. "Why not... abolish the old god and establish a new one, and honor my new master?"
Shang Wujiu, dressed as an ordinary citizen and out shopping when the [Anomalies] sent troops against the Divine Hall: ?
Shang Wujiu, about to be forced into godhood, was horrified: What is this, a Cthulhu-style imperial coronation??? I never said I wanted to become an evil god!
Reading Guide:
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, character-driven, plot-heavy.
2. Not suitable for extreme gong- or shou-focused readers.
3. The shou is Shang Wujiu, the evil god. The gong is the researcher.
Theme: You may not be ordinary. You may simply not have found the right place for yourself.
It seems that Bai gave Gong tolerance, but in fact Gong only had one choice from beginning to end, and Bai never gave him a choice other than obeying Bai's will. Rather than relying on Bai's own wisdom to win this ending, in fact Gong is also constantly compromising. Gong loves Shou, so he doesn't want him to die, gives him freedom, and wants him to be happy. From the beginning to the end, the dungeon is all about Gong's domestication [Panda Head] Of course Bai is indeed very smart and he also likes to attack. (My parents are still alive, there are no childhood shadows, and my personality is sound. All malice and curses will rebound) (Only my personal opinion, you are right if you squirt) [Hold your chin]
Teacher, when will you update the following?
Will update 6k on the 30th, two chapters [Panda Head] because I have to rush to the list, I will definitely write it, because if I don't write it, I will enter a dark room The list will be updated later, 10,000 [Chapter 4-5] per week, 10,000 [Chapter 3-4] per week, and 20,000 [Chapter 6-8] per week. There are roughly three levels.
I didn't understand the last few chapters. I felt like they were broken and completely inconsistent with the text.
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Hello, teacher, is the pre-collection one the idea of Weibo?
Teacher!!! It's almost the end of June!! Extra!! I need a side story (screaming) 😭
Extra. . I want a side story (creeping in darkness...
Wow~ Madam, you finally updated [loving eyes] Madam hopes Modumo will be more [sprinkle flowers] 😚
This update... Why... Is so far away...