Missionary Shang Wujiu suddenly dies and is reborn as an intern doctor at an asylum, with only 10 days left to live. He is also forced to bind himself to the [White-Coated Angel System].
The System informs him:
1. If you don't want to die, you must practice medicine to increase your lifespan.
2. Intern doctors in this world are not authorized to practice medicine. Host, you will be practicing illegally, so be careful not to get caught, mwah~
Shang Wujiu: ...
He hasn't even studied medicine. Isn't practicing illegally right off the bat a bit much?!
The System can directly cure patients, but Shang Wujiu has no idea what is causing their illnesses.
Knowing the answers but not the process, all he can do is make things up. But events gradually take an unexpected turn.
■ Patient A is blind in both eyes and delirious. As their Sanity reaches zero, their flesh and skin gradually peel away like scales.
Shang Wujiu pretends to be profound. "Hmm... allergic dermatitis? Apply some erythromycin ointment."
The doctors watching are astonished. "C-could this be the pinnacle of medical practice, returning to simplicity?"
■ Patient B's body is swollen and filled with frog eggs. They are on the verge of death and need surgery.
Anesthesia is too expensive, and Shang Wujiu can't afford to exchange for it. He can only steel himself and perform the surgery.
Everyone is utterly convinced. "Of course! He must be forging the patient's willpower by operating without anesthesia!"
Shang Wujiu: o.O
Help! They seem to have misunderstood me!
To amass enough lifespan, Shang Wujiu diligently treats patients and saves lives.
An abandoned baby from the [Temple], starving to death? Secretly take them in and treat them! A priest rejected by the [Temple]? Secretly take him in and treat him!
At last, once he has accumulated enough lifespan, the [Temple] discovers that he has been practicing medicine illegally and flies into a rage, launching a surprise attack on the asylum with a horde of seriously ill patients.
Shang Wujiu: Seize the chance and quickly fake my death!
He thinks his good days have finally arrived, but to his surprise, the patients he cured surround the [Temple] together, overcome with grief and indignation:
"Give us back our doctor!"
"You can't tell right from wrong or good from evil. I don't think you're fit to be the true god!"
The [Temple] is shocked and furious. "We're not worthy of being gods, but your doctor is?"
Everyone falls into thought.
Shang Wujiu, out shopping in a commoner's cosplay: [Horrified] Don't start thinking about it! I really don't want to be a god!
Theme: "After all, how many have truly found the deer, unaware that all day long they dream of being fish?"
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