Raising Hell on the Grand Line

I’m a transmigrator, and I plan to disguise myself as a man and keep my head down until the end. That is, until I had a little to drink and started running my mouth: “A chicken that sleeps, a monkey that clips its nails, a vicious dog: not one of them is any good.” The next second, magma melted the wall of my private room. I came face-to-face with Garp, Sengoku, Tsuru, and the three future Navy Admirals. The Navy’s top brass put me through the wringer. I decided to take down this world :) And so: A super pirate with bizarre abilities appeared out of nowhere, becoming an Emperor of the New World; the Revolutionary Army spread ancient script far and wide, joining forces with countless factions to storm Mary Geoise; a Navy supernova who disguised herself as a man ran wild, consorting with nobles and pirates until everyone assumed she’d become the next-next Fleet Admiral... During a Navy mission, my Devil Fruit powers stopped working, exposing my true gender. The Navy went into an uproar, the pirates went into an uproar, the World Government went into an uproar, and the whole world went into an uproar! After that, my room started filling up with flashing monkeys and frozen chickens; a pineapple-haired doctor brought his big family along and tried to offer himself to me; a magma dog became obsessed with killing any pirate who came near me; and men and women, young and old, started courting my secret identities... Luffy set sail, and the World Government ordered me to take down the Straw Hats. With two Ancient Weapons in hand, I pondered for a moment, then flattened Mary Geoise. The connection between me and my secret identities was fully exposed, and the whole world fell silent. Note: The romance begins after the female lead comes of age. Harem romance with an all-around love interest, mostly slice-of-life, with multiple endings. Fanfiction, so some details differ from the original. Written for my own enjoyment; apologies for any OOC characterization. * Coming soon: The Grand Line, but I Have the Wedding-Wedding Fruit I transmigrated as an ordinary passerby in another world and grew up relying on my younger sister. When I came home after a year away, I found out my sister was pregnant with some random man’s child! And that man was the rumored Pirate King! Gol D. Roger, the Pirate King, said he was going to surrender to the Navy; to save her baby, my sister decided to sacrifice herself. I rolled my eyes back and fainted. I only knew the broad strokes of the story, but to protect my sister and her child, I gritted my teeth and decided to become the Pirate King’s “widow.” After little Ace was born safe and sound, my sister raised him in Foosha Village. With the Navy hunting me, I fell for a pirate at first sight and proposed to him. The redhead turned me down. “You’re Captain Roger’s lover. I can’t do anything that would betray him.” When I found out the redhead had once been one of Roger’s crew, I slipped away in the middle of the night. Before long, I married a handsome blond man. Happiness didn’t last. My husband was killed by his own older brother, leaving me and a mushroom-haired boy to depend on each other. I was heartbroken. A gentle pineapple-haired doctor comforted me, and I fell in love again. But the doctor had to consider his family, while all I wanted was a peaceful life, so I was heartbroken once more. On the way back to the East Blue, I met the greatest swordsman, Mihawk. He cooked while I washed the dishes, and he planted vegetables while I watered them. I was happy, except that he kept asking me to cross swords with him using the Pirate King’s swordsmanship, so I proposed to him. Mihawk said he’d think about it. After I came back from crossing swords with the redhead, Mihawk turned me down. I was heartbroken. Back in the East Blue, I was captured by Navy Admiral Aokiji, and my attempt to escape failed. Life really is full of twists and turns. This time, I cried my eyes out for real. Note: Written in third person, a slow-burn slice-of-life story. A straightforward romance, with one-on-one relationships at different stages. Written for my own enjoyment; apologies for any OOC characterization. Theme: Stay positive and work hard to become a better version of yourself