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Today is the happiest day of my life.
At last, my beloved and I have walked down the aisle together.
During the ceremony, my darling asked me a question.
She said she wanted children, and couldn’t wait any longer.
She asked me gently what I thought, her beautiful, misty eyes fixed on me.
My God, she was so beautiful... But did she have to ask me now?
I, of course I was willing! But wasn’t it a little too soon?
At my answer, she only smiled, her lashes fluttering like butterfly wings and making my head spin.
I nodded again and again in agreement.
Together, we made a wish, praying that God would grant us the fruit of our love.
Then the priest, who had stood silently nearby like a statue, immediately recited the vows.
After we exchanged them, a miracle occurred.
Two warm yellow orbs of light drifted out of her and me, merging in midair.
Then the larger orb slowly descended into her palm.
The strange sight left my mind blank. I turned to look at my beautiful bride, panic and fear in my eyes.
She gazed at the orb in her hand with the same tender look she had once given me.
Then she waved her hand casually.
The priest made a quick getaway.
The people below who had smiled through the wedding all rose to their feet, their faces expressionless.
My stepchildren, who had always obediently called me Father whenever we were together, even when they hadn’t been particularly nice to me, began sharpening their knives as they approached.
I’d been, I’d been tricked into marriage?!
“L-Linlin, what’s going on? Didn’t you say you loved me most?”
The pink-haired bride, carefully protecting the orb as she prepared to leave, didn’t even turn around. She replied casually,
“Of course. But love has a shelf life too.”
“My dear ex-husband.”
On this sea where the strong prey on the weak, there are few left who can stand shoulder to shoulder with Charlotte Linlin. Her voyages have been smooth sailing, thanks to her formidable strength.
But when you’ve done a lot of things you ought to feel guilty about (though she doesn’t),
a few unexpected problems are bound to arise.
Some people are easy to fool and just as easy to get rid of.
Others are harder to deal with.
Those useless ex-husbands cling like glue and are impossible to shake off.
“You can’t play me like one of your idiot ex-husbands! If you want something, you have to give something in return. Equivalent exchange. You’re the one who taught me that!”
An excellent ex should be as quiet as if he were dead.
“Heh.”
Years later, a legend circulates in the second half of the Grand Line.
They say it’s a sight found only in dreams.
Instead of snow, every color of cotton candy floats in the sky. The seawater is delicious juice, and the buildings are made of edible candy and sweets. The inhabitants are friendly and warm, and every creature and object is good at singing and dancing.
Under the Queen’s rule, this land is free of gloom and conflict.
It is a dreamland said to welcome every race in the world:
“Totto Land,” the Whole Cake Island archipelago.
Its ruler is Charlotte Linlin, one of the New World’s Four Emperors.
People also respectfully call her
“Queen of Totto Land.”
[Please read before starting]
1. This is not a typical everyone-loves-her story. Sorry, this is just what I’m into. The female lead has a somewhat low libido and leans toward being asexual. Her sole purpose is to have children, since she really does have a quota to meet.
In Charlotte Linlin’s own words: “I don’t steal money or seduce men. I only want children. I’m just shameless.”
2. The female lead’s children are basically all thanks to her invincible Devil Fruit. She switches from giving birth to laying eggs, gaining a whole lot of wonderful kids painlessly. I promise no one will be hurt in the process (except emotionally).
3. Before she transmigrated, the female lead was a native of the Jujutsu world. She’d only heard of the original manga and knows nothing about the plot. The story mostly doesn’t follow the main storyline. The System is just a work log and isn’t much use. She mainly relies on brute force (thumbs up).
Important notice*
[Working hard to update daily] [The connection between the female lead and Linlin is a long-term, soul-level storyline. Please be cautious if that’s not your cup of tea. The main story focuses on infrastructure development and an ambitious career. It will also feature tips and tricks for tricking a new royal consort into marriage (and tricking him into having children) every month.]
Theme: A harmonious family is the beginning of a beautiful life
Although my father is very good, he cannot hinder Lingling! After that, you know, it won't be at the top, and then it will turn into a ghost. Dad, hey! Although you can't find a mother-in-law, Lingling doesn't lack a husband either! And it has greatly benefited his life. You can't have a wife and money at the same time. Except Lingling🎉
Oh oh?!! Did you discover your identity?!!!! Super looking forward to it! 🐶🌹
Every time I thought I could see Lingling in the next chapter, I found that she seemed still far away from me... (Holding heart) (heartache) (tears)
Obviously, the ex-husband can no longer lie to himself, so he came to ask for his status🐶 By the way, can all the ex-husbands and ex-wives recognize their children? (Although it is useless to recognize it, the father has been taken away and the son has been left behind🐶)
If he knew that he was about to die... Wouldn't Whitebeard live broadcast his confession to the whole world during the war on the top and ask for his status🐶
It feels like the Monchi family are all stubborn, but this is also their charm🤩.
Who will be the next lucky egg? Is there anyone in the old days who didn't have children?
Without you, who would cook for us? It feels so good to eat. Lingling is like an emperor👑! This is how you become the strongest on the sea!
First, hey hey. I was still wondering who this demonized person was, but Rocks couldn't match it, and then it turned out to be Kil. However, Lingling is here! Finally! I knew the one I loved would fight on the colorful clouds
Are you here to get your status🥺?