The Great Voyage Begins in the Bathroom

My name is Wushan Youli. I’d always lived a quiet life, until the day a knife-wielding weirdo came bursting out of my bathroom.

He said his name was Zoro, that he was a pirate hunter, and that he had no idea how he’d gotten here. He also said he’d become the world’s greatest swordsman. Most importantly

“Hey, what are you doing?” the green-haired man asked.

“I’m calling the police to have you arrested, you creepy pervert! Who goes looking for the bathroom in someone else’s house? And you’re using that name, too! What a chuunibyou! And there aren’t even any pirates in this day and age! You’re crazy!”

Zoro, whom I’d mistaken for a pervert but who was actually a swordsman, ended up staying at my place.

But someone destined to become the world’s greatest swordsman couldn’t stay by an ordinary person like me for long. Before leaving, he promised to bring back lots of gold, so I happily saw him off.

After Zoro left, my life returned to normal, and it would stay that way

I transmigrated.

After transmigrating, I was set adrift at sea and ended up in a kingdom called Dressrosa. I suddenly gained superpowers, became a subordinate of the king, Donquixote Doflamingo, and spent a very happy time there.

That is, until I said I wanted to go to the East Blue to look for Zoro.

Doffy never let me go to sea alone, but he indulged me so much that I thought he’d agree this time too.

But he got angry and asked who that nobody was. I refused to tell him, and we had a huge fight. He locked me up and said he’d never let me leave. But before we could make up, I died.

I drifted at sea for a while, then was picked up by a man named Marco.

After that, I kept running into one group of oddballs after another: the Whitebeard Pirates, the Fire Fist Ace who came to challenge us, a Warlord of the Sea with the power to control sand... Anyway, after going through countless hardships, I finally reunited with Zoro!

“Zoro! I missed you so much!! By the way, where’s the gold you promised me?”

“...I haven’t found any yet.”

“?”

What a useless guy!

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My name is Wushan Youli. I’m an unusual Devil Fruit user. Since there’s no gold, I had to settle for joining the Straw Hat Pirates, and I was honored to take part in the Paramount War.

I’ll do whatever it takes to save Ace!

But...

“My little bird, you’ve had your fun out there. It’s time to come back, isn’t it?” said my former former boss, Doffy.

“Stop saying she’s your little bird. She’s my little bird,” said my former boss, Crocodile.

“Nonsense! Youli is our Whitebeard crew’s little bird! Marco’s niece!” the Whitebeard crew said.

“Youli isn’t a little bird! She’s a crow!!” shouted my current captain, Luffy.

Everyone else: “...Is this really the time to argue about what kind of bird she is?!”

A few things to know before reading: Out-of-character moments, multiple endings. Before the story goes premium, updates follow the rankings; afterward, updates will follow the rankings.

Check out my upcoming story, “Jian Gutou”

People say that someone who keeps throwing themselves at a person who says they’re not interested is a shameless fool.

Someone who isn’t interested but still half-heartedly gives in when another person pursues them is a shameless fool too.

Cheng Yue is the first kind, and Chu E is the second.

Chu E couldn’t fend her off, and married Cheng Yue, who wouldn’t take no for an answer.

A year into their marriage, he realized Cheng Yue seemed to be cheating on him.

Theme: Every meeting is fate.