Servants Across the Grand Line

A vampire who has lived for over a thousand years gets scammed by a shady System.

From then on, she carries a career experience System, trying out every profession and gaining experience and know-how.

They say collecting every profession earns you a mysterious grand prize.

Career One: River God

A beginner's welcome pack, a high-level profession, and Xixi's favorite.

Career Two: Odd-job soldier

A gofer who earns more than a lieutenant general, and charges extra fees on top.

She doesn't gain much work experience, but finds plenty of delicious food, exclusively for the cafeteria. Get!

Career Three: Doctor

Her skills aren't even as good as a child's, and people mock her. Who could put up with that?

She grits her teeth and studies for two months, finally learning the most basic human medical treatments. Confidently, she slings her bag over her shoulder and heads out to find work.

The wounded from a certain pirate crew huddle together, trembling, and stare at Felicity as she grips a scalpel and shakes her head frantically. When she shows no sign of stopping, they all turn to look at a certain bird nearby, giving him meaningful looks.

A certain bird: "..."

Question! If Xixi treats me to death, can I still be added to the Kaskafe family tree?

Felicity: "You can be added to the graveyard."

Career Four: Lemonade seller

Felicity's business is so good she sells out five minutes after opening her stall. Watching people who look like a gang of homeless drifters squat around the stall, drinking two or three cups of lemonade and earning her 0.1 or 0.2 experience points, she quietly buys a huge sign and sets it up beside the stall.

[Members of the Donquixote family are not allowed near, including the flamingo and the dog!!]

Felicity: Do they not have water at home?! They've scared away all my customers!

Career Five: Maid cafe server

No service skills, no technical skills. On average, customers thank her for yelling at them for ten minutes.

They ask for a flying kiss and get a slap.

They ask for love magic and get a curse of "love."

They want Xixi to call them Master, but end up calling Xixi Master themselves.

Career Six: Novelist

She knows so many people, so how could she lack material? She takes the "simp" novels she's read, uses everyone as a model, and writes them all into her stories.

Overnight, the books become a smash hit!

For a while, the gossip columns in the newspapers all over the Grand Line become her biggest source of publicity.

[Shocking! Why was the Navy Admiral crying in the middle of the night?!] [The Three Admirals fall out over love. Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?!] [Is Red-Haired Shanks really that kind of person?] [The Flamingo's love turns to hate, and now he wants to imprison...!] [Pluton returns to action in his old age for the sake of...!] [The Phoenix becomes a mount. Is this some new fetish?]

Most important of all: [Who is Queen Xixi?! Are the stories in these novels true?! Can Queen Xixi survive?!]

The people she has dragged into this: "...Forget it, let her write what she wants. We're used to it."

Career Seven: Dessert shop manager

The manager is so beautiful that, despite the high prices, countless people come to buy sweets every day. Even the Navy and pirates show up after hearing about the place.

A: Who's the person squatting at the shop entrance and drawing circles on the ground?

B: Oh, that's Red-Haired Shanks, one of the Four Emperors. He tried to buy out the whole shop by himself and got kicked out.

A: What about the person inside who doesn't look like a man or a woman?

B: Oh, that's Fire Fist doing a maid cosplay.

A: Who's handing out flyers outside with bunny ears on?

B: You don't recognize him? That's Pluton!

A: ...This world really has gone crazy, hasn't it?

Career Eight: Museum director

What do you need to open a museum on the Grand Line?

Answer: Star power.

Snatch up every famous person's belongings, whether they belong to pirates or the Navy, bundle them up and stuff them into the museum. Even gossip alone will draw a crowd.

Xixi: "The regular admission fee is five hundred. If you have something displayed inside, pay five hundred thousand. That's the publicity fee."

Career Nine: Haunted house owner

Scare as many people as possible. This profession is right up her alley.

It's exactly her specialty.

Career Ten: Farmer

After trying out countless professions, Felicity is amazed to discover just how capable she is!

Please note:

1. There are plenty of one-sided crushes. Lots and lots.

2. OOC warning, and various other warnings.

3. Mary Sue, not a strong female lead. Doesn't follow the original plot. Pure wish fulfillment.

4. Rayleigh and Shakky are not a couple. Avoid if that's a dealbreaker. (Thank you, thank you, much gratitude.)

Coming soon: Married Life on the Grand Line

Blurb:

As a perfectionist, even when playing otome games, I can't make exceptions. Even if I don't like a character that much, I have to put up with them to complete the collection.

Maxine worked diligently, pouring tens of thousands of hours into the game, creating countless save files, logging in every day to kiss, cuddle, touch, give gifts, and raise affection. At last, she got every romanceable character to marry her.

Looking at the dozens of different wedding rings and dresses in her collection, and the complete CG gallery covering everything from their first meeting to their sweet married life, she happily hugged her console and drifted into a blissful sleep at three in the morning, as she had so many times before.

The legendary nightmare dating sim that no one had ever managed to complete... at long last, at long last, she'd filled the whole collection! Hahahahahahaha! She could die without regrets!!

Tomorrow, she'd have to brag about it!

With that thought, Maxine woke up in an unfamiliar bedroom.

Before she could come to her senses, a tall man walked over and planted a big kiss on her lips.

"You're awake? Breakfast is ready. Want some now?"

Maxine: "???!!"

Why does this guy look so much like one of the romanceable characters in the game??!

Experience married life? She's not interested.

But if there's a new hidden storyline and CG, then she's interested! She absolutely won't let a single flaw into her complete collection!!

But more than raising affection or unlocking hidden stories and CGs, what scares her most is having her love interests meet and ask who the other person is.

Could she say she's not Maxine, but Maxine's twin sister...?

Maxine (in her twin sister's miserable version): "She played games all night at the cost of her life, but she didn't actually want to risk her life!!!"

Theme: The joy of life comes from never-ending curiosity