I Turned the Villainous Demon Lord into a Goofball [Book Transmigration]

[I made a small change to the setting. The overall story is unchanged, and the original has been saved on Weibo.]

Feng Xingxue transmigrated into a book.

He became the male lead of an angsty romance novel.

He was offered to the Demon Lord as a cultivation furnace, abused in body and mind by four scumbags in turn, and finally forced to have his spiritual root cut out to help one of them ascend.

Feng Xingxue: "..."

He had one very important thing to say.

The good news was:

The story had just begun, and he hadn't been abused yet.

The bad news was:

He was already lying in the Demon Lord's bed.

Fortunately, he had a System that could grant him three wishes.

But before he could finish speaking, the Demon Lord grabbed him by the throat. He finished his wish in a hoarse, trembling voice.

"Make the Demon Lord love... fuck! T-take me!"

T-take me...

After one night, the unpredictable, unhinged Demon Lord's catchphrase became "Fuck!" And thanks to the indescribable act, they gained the ability to share life and thoughts.

He gently opened up an entirely new world inside the mind of this treasure of a boy.

Feng Xingxue: "You people are toads lusting after swans!"

Demon Lord: "You're ugly, but you sure get around."

Feng Xingxue: "Are you all from Dunhuang?"

Demon Lord: "You've got murals all over you."

Feng Xingxue: "Wear underwear that fits your ass!"

Demon Lord: "Don't try so hard to act cool."

Demon Lord: "..."

#How does this mouth that keeps coming up with comebacks on its own ever stop?#

Because of their shared life and thoughts, Feng Xingxue also gained some of the Demon Lord's abilities.

Other people drew talismans.

They summoned metal, wood, water, fire, and earth.

He drew stick figures.

They summoned Ultraman, Doraemon, and... Avada Kedavra!?

Other people made pills.

Blood-stopping pills, focus pills, fasting pills.

He brought out an egg waffle mold and started mass-producing them.

Durian flavor, luosifen flavor, Lao Gan Ma flavor.

The entire cultivation world: ...?

Don't ask. I'm just an ordinary little genius!

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