A Cow Cat Falls into an Angsty Novel, Goes Berserk, and Wrecks Humanity

[System binding in progress...]

[System successfully bound.]

[Hello, Host. I am the Complete the Plot System. I will assist you in completing your missions. You will become the real young master in a story about a fake and real young master...]

“Meow?”

[H-How are you a cat!?]

The System was so shocked it could barely speak.

“Meow meow meow?”

It had actually bound itself to a cat!?

And not just any cat, but a tuxedo cat that was prone to the strangest antics!?

It was supposed to become the real young master!?

At that moment, the System felt like the sky had fallen.

*

“Y-You’re our son!?”

“We gave birth to a cat?!”

“Are you kidding me!?”

“Master, Madam, the DNA test results are conclusive. This is your biological son!”

“Meow?”

The big brother who was afraid of cats: “My only little brother is Xiaochen... Aaaah, don’t come any closer! I’m sorry!!”

The wealthy family, who had only just reunited with their son, felt like the sky had fallen, too.

*

Later on

Everyone looked at the fake young master with complicated expressions.

“You’re saying it pushed you down?”

“You’re saying it cheated and plagiarized your essay?”

“It even stole your designer watch and clothes?”

“You should get your head checked.”

The fake young master: ???

The fake young master: “Can’t you see!? It pushed everything off the table! It’s squatting on the doorframe! It stays up all night jumping on my bed! It bit me on the butt!”

“So what?”

What could a little cat possibly do wrong!

It just has the occasional crazy moment!

The fake young master: “Aaaaaah!”

How could this be happening!

↑ Has gone insane

P.S. The protagonist is a tuxedo cat who appears as a cat to some people, but as a person to the fake young master.

↑ I’m terrible at writing blurbs, so I could only squeeze out a short one for now. I’ll add more later.

In short, it’s a story about a tuxedo cat who ends up in a melodramatic tragedy, acts crazy wherever it goes, and puts everyone in their place.

The love interest is a rare male calico.

The little tuxedo cat is completely smitten. It happily sidles up to him, thinking he’s a pretty girl, and cuddles up to him like crazy. Only after getting topped does it realize he’s a gorgeous top!

Archived from Weibo on April 15, 2026

Theme: Brave little cats, charge ahead