Officer Satoru Kicks the Death Flag Online

Little Gojo Satoru accidentally found himself inside a detective-themed game world.

Overnight, the boy became a man.

The now-grown little Gojo stood in front of a mirror, expressionless, his brilliant Six Eyes revealing a faint divinity.

(My grown-up self is handsome too. Not that I'd say it out loud.)

But it seemed the world had assigned him an identity: a new student just starting life at the police academy.

This was an experience little Gojo had never had before, and he was absolutely delighted...

Meanwhile, the Gojo family in the Jujutsu Kaisen world was thrown into chaos.

The servant looking after young master Gojo had watched him disappear with their own eyes. Panic showed on their face as they screamed, their voice ringing out across the heavens: "Gojo! Young master Gojo has disappeared!"

Later, the Gojo family discovered a new kind of phone in little Gojo's room, one they'd never seen before. When they turned it on, they saw a tiny pixel-art version of young master Gojo.

"!!!"

"Young master Gojo is inside the game!"

"He's so cute when he's tiny..."

"Wait, is this really the time to say that? Huh? It looks like you can create a character to take care of young master Gojo in this game."

"W-what? We're raising young master Gojo?!"

At first, the Gojo family: Damn it! Spit young master Gojo out this instant!

Later, the Gojo family: Sniffle, I want to raise young master Gojo today.

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Little skit:

The host held a microphone to the five members of the police academy squad. "What do you think of Gojo?"

The five members of the police academy squad: (Their brains take a second to load) (on guard) Wait, are you implying we corrupted Gojo Satoru? We didn't! We haven't!

The once quiet, cool, and aloof little Gojo gradually turned into a mischievous, troublemaking brat-cat who made every car he passed blow a tire: Meow?

The Gojo family, blinded by their affection for the Gojo they raised: (protesting loudly) It was definitely them who corrupted him! Young master Gojo is so cute, so innocent, so blameless. How could he be a brat-cat?!

Host: ...I didn't even ask about that...

Theme: Little Gojo is the police academy squad's sixth member.