I'm Just an Ordinary Player

What kind of garbage game is this?

I couldn't make heads or tails of it.

I'm broke, and I have a shady boss who dumps a ton of paperwork on me. The kind who even hires child labor (Chuya Nakahara). Oh, and my dear little brother is in that shady company too (Dazai, or not).

I stared in silence at the backstory the trash game gave me.

Great. Light a cigarette, look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Now it's time to torment someone.

Miyazawa Denko put on sunglasses, stuck a candy cigarette in her mouth, and wore a colorful black suit. She looked ridiculously cool.

Innocent Chuya, who'd been dragged into this, was practically spitting out his soul.

Miyazawa Denko pursed her lips and took Chuya by the hand. "Come on, let's give Dazai a huge surprise."

Chuya roared, "Get lost!!!!"

When they saw Dazai later...

Dazai froze, then burst into laughter, loud enough to shake the heavens: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

And so they earned themselves one very dark-faced Chuya.

With their plan a success, the two brothers took off together.

Theme: Utterly ridiculous.