The Many Leaders of the Port Mafia (?)

Ahem, some stories here have CP, and some don't. But since there is CP, this goes under pure love. Unless something unexpected happens, only one boss has a partner.

Here's what you can expect:

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Boss Number One: [President]

Everyone from Bungo Stray Dogs gets a headache from his world and wishes they could gouge out their own eyes.

The Bungo Stray Dogs cast: We don't understand, but we respect it…

The President: … falls silent. As you can see, I don't like Mori Ogai. It's my counterpart who likes him, not me!

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Boss Number Two: [Chuya~]

The Bungo Stray Dogs cast: There must be a Doraemon in this world!!! How else do you explain the time machine in the cabinet of the boss's office, the one that lets you travel through time and space?!

Chuya Nakahara: … Honestly, I'm shocked!

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Boss Number Three: …

Boss Number Four: …

Boss Number Five: …

Boss Number Six: …

Theme: So this is what absurd comedy is?!