The Streamer Uses a Golden Finger to Lie Flat [Quick Transmigration]

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Story blurb

928 was a System for livestreaming the underdog’s comeback.

Unfortunately, it bound itself to the wrong person.

Zhou Wuyu: Thanks, but no thanks~

He was here to laze around.

To get Zhou Wuyu to cooperate, System 928 had no choice but to spend its own points to buy him a golden finger.

And so, the livestreams that were supposed to feature face-slapping comebacks took a different turn...

[The Antisocial Underachiever]

Improve his grades so the teachers will take him seriously? Since when does being an underachiever mean he deserves to be bullied?

Zhou Wuyu takes his antisocial act all the way.

Without a word, he sits on the windowsill in the teachers’ office and plants a bully headfirst in a bucket...

Huh? Why has the school’s atmosphere improved?

[The Sacrificial Older Brother]

He’s an older brother being pressured into donating an organ to his younger brother. System advises Zhou Wuyu to improve his medical skills.

Instead, Zhou Wuyu directly buys four kidneys.

[The Real and Fake Young Masters]

The real young master everyone hates?

Zhou Wuyu, muttering under his breath while using a megaphone item: “I’m such a useless wreck, so I guess my genes must be bad... My brother isn’t even my parents’ biological son.”

#A golden finger is for going off the rails, isn’t it?#

[Coming soon]: Making the Villainous Male Lead a Father in Quick Transmigration

Yu Xiaoyu is an outstanding experimental subject who successfully escaped. He has an angelically delicate, adorable face, extraordinary intelligence, and a cold heart devoid of compassion.

Only his bargain-bin dad is foolish enough to treat him like an ordinary little kid.

An accident leaves his dad unconscious, and Yu Xiaoyu is captured by bad people.

Just then, a mysterious System appears.

Yu Xiaoyu: “If I complete the missions, can you really save him?”

The System answers with absolute confidence: “Yes.”

Erasing the villainous corruption value? Yu Xiaoyu doesn’t think it’ll be hard. After all, little kids can heal the whole world~

Your little one has arrived

[The Crown Prince Raises a Child]

The Crown Prince has no children, his birth mother is dead, and his father is gradually losing faith in him. His situation is dire.

One night, as he sits alone in the garden, drinking and plotting a coup, a child crawls out of a dry well and waves. “Hi, Dad!”

The Crown Prince looks at the face that seems to be a miniature version of his own. Though wary of this suspicious little tyke, who might even be a ghost, he decides to claim him for now and figure things out later.

But he knows this isn’t his son, and he has no intention of raising him forever.

The kid is far too clever. Who knows what he’s up to?

Yu Xiaoyu’s arrival turns the lifeless Eastern Palace into a place of lively chaos

He runs through the Crown Prince’s fine wine and tea;

To escape the feather duster swinging at him, he “accidentally” kicks over an incense burner, burning down the Crown Prince’s bedchamber;

He steals a baby leopard from the menagerie. That night, just as the Crown Prince steps out of his bath and embraces a pretty concubine, he feels a sharp pain in his backside...

Crown Prince: What do you mean, making me a father? You’re the one acting like my dad!

And yet, thanks to that little rascal, his position grows more secure by the day.

[The Celebrity Raises a Child]

A newly popular young star offends a powerful industry figure and gets framed as someone who had a secret relationship, was sexually impotent, and abused his partner.

As paparazzi and anti-fans corner him with nowhere to run, a baby cries from inside his handbag. Then an irresistibly cute little head peeks out and coos, “Dada~”

[The Mermaid Raises a Child]

A mermaid, tortured in every imaginable way, escapes an underwater laboratory.

Just as he prepares to take indiscriminate revenge, he spots a human-looking child kicking their feet and blowing bubbles.

Those familiar blue eyes spark a suspicion in the mermaid: Could this be a child the researchers made using his genes?

[The Swordsman Raises a Child]

His adoptive father is the enemy who slaughtered his family, and has been treating him as a walking medicine cabinet, coveting his inner power.

When the swordsman figures it out, he drags his disabled legs toward the edge of a cliff in a desperate escape. Just then, a flying “bomb” drops from the sky and kicks his adoptive father off the edge.

Then the child climbs onto his back and shouts, “Giddy-up!”

The swordsman, who thought his revenge was complete and life had nothing left to offer: ?

[The Zombie Raises a Child]

[The Demon Lord Raises a Child]

[The Vampire Raises a Child]

The Villains Keep Setting Their Sights on Me [Quick Transmigration]

I haven’t written danmei in ages, and I’m itching to, but my favorites count is too low. I need to build it up a little... (subtle hint, totally not desperate.jpg)

Blurb:

Every Host bound to the System has failed, and it doesn’t have enough energy of its own. So it can only exchange for a physical body and take on the missions itself.

It needs to stop the villains from committing evil and keep the small worlds stable.

So, couldn’t it just eliminate the villains outright?

But every time, it ends up as the villain’s chain, and the one and only weakness they have.

[Spiritual Qi Revival]

Many people with supernatural abilities consider themselves superior and kill without restraint. Some even want to establish a new order.

Just as the government agencies are at their wits’ end, another ruthless power-stealer appears.

While everyone is hunting him down, he has a schoolboy cornered against a wall and asks, as if offering him a treasure, “Which power do you want?”

The System, bewildered during its first mission: ?

[Beastfolk World]

A human woman from another world draws the covetous attention of countless male beasts.

The evil dragon, who should have used her to sow discord and spark a war between the beast tribes, instead coils his tail around a male snake. His golden slit pupils blaze with murderous intent. “You want that woman too? How about I chop her into mincemeat and feed her to you?”

The System, whose body in this world is a male snake: ?

[Mecha World]

A mecha gains consciousness and wants to lead the other mechas in overthrowing humanity and taking control.

But now, it is dragging someone out of the mecha wreckage with its mechanical tentacles and wrapping them up tightly.

“Why are you piloting other mechas? Am I not strong enough?”

The System, tied up in the control room: ?

[Ancient Court]

A ruler lives in extravagant luxury and acts without restraint, taking pleasure in killing and watching others suffer.

Yet the tyrant tells the newly appointed top scholar, “Would you be willing to enter the palace and become my empress, so you can persuade me every day to be a wise ruler?”

The System, which had passed the imperial exams and planned to help someone stage a rebellion: ?

[ABO World]

The only Enigma at the very top of the pyramid once detested this world filled with pheromones.

Later, however, he repeatedly sinks his fangs into a Beta’s neck. “How can you have no glands?”

The System, which chose to be “disabled” to avoid pheromone suppression: ?

[Cultivation World]

The heavenly ladder is broken, and cultivators can no longer ascend to immortality.

The various factions fight viciously over the limited spiritual veins.

Meanwhile, the Demon Lord builds himself a nest in the divine tree that reaches the heavens and coaxes the phoenix. “Wouldn’t it be nice if we became gods together?”

This time, the System isn’t left with a head full of question marks. It says coldly, “I refuse.”

Theme: Stop turning your struggles inward, accept yourself, and enjoy a wonderful life.