I Got Scammed by a Tycoon System [Quick Transmigration]

Next up: "The Idle Fish Makes a Comeback, All Thanks to Going Off the Rails [Quick Transmigration]" Synopsis below

[Synopsis]

He Lanxi died of illness on the eve of his eighteenth birthday.

But after he closed his eyes, a glittering golden dumpling nearly blinded him all over again.

The golden dumpling told him that as long as he knew how to spend money, he could have a healthy body and sample all kinds of delicious food. Once he completed his missions, it would even grant him one wish.

He Lanxi: "But I don't have any money."

Jin Shanshan: "I'll provide the money. You spend it."

He Lanxi: "?? Can I report this on the anti-fraud app?"

Jin Shanshan: "How about getting to know the Godly Tycoon System?~"

[High School]

The poor student, framed and ostracized: "I'm rich. I even eat skewers with gold picks!"

Watching He Lanxi in action, Jin Shanshan complained, "As a godly tycoon, could you at least have a little class?"

He Lanxi promptly started buying expensive things to pursue someone.

Jin Shanshan: "According to the System's rules, the money can only be spent by the Host personally. It can't be given to anyone else."

He Lanxi: "She's my wife. Does she count as someone else?"

[The 1980s]

The awful youngest son who mooches off his parents and sells his niece: "Selfish? Fine, I'll eat the good stuff, and you can make do with the spicy stuff. I don't eat spicy food, after all~"

This time, He Lanxi bought the eight big items without even waiting for Jin Shanshan to remind him.

Holding a bowl of pork cracklings, he said with sincerity and shyly, "Comrade Xu, I'd like to date you~"

[The Real and Fake Young Masters]

The real young master, abandoned and hated by everyone: "But it seems your family isn't even as rich as mine."

Jin Shanshan: "Our mission is to spend money! Spend... wait, isn't that your big brother's fiancee?"

He Lanxi: "What sister-in-law? I could tell at a glance she's my wife!"

[Coming Soon] "The Idle Fish Makes a Comeback, All Thanks to Going Off the Rails [Quick Transmigration]"

928 was a livestream System for cannon fodder comebacks.

But it accidentally bound itself to the wrong person.

Zhou Wuyu had a genius older brother and a younger sister whom everyone adored.

The overlooked and disliked middle child, he'd rebelled, then tried to improve himself, before finally giving up completely and becoming a... lazy fish with a somewhat skewed sense of self-awareness.

He never expected to die unexpectedly and get bound to a thing that claimed to be a "System."

Zhou Wuyu: "A comeback? A streamer?"

I'm a useless shut-in. I'll have to pass~

To get him to cooperate, System 928 had no choice but to spend its own points to redeem a golden finger for him.

And so, what should have been a livestream full of face-slapping comebacks took a very different turn:

[Lonely Underachiever]

Poor little thing? Call me Spider-Man!

[Self-Sacrificing Big Brother]

Moral blackmail? Selflessly sacrificing for my little brother?

No worries, I've got four kidneys~

[The Real and Fake Young Masters]

The real young master, hated by everyone?

Table-flipping hero, reporting for duty!

[Ugly Variety Show Clown]

System, get me a cheat that lets people hear their inner thoughts. I want to become the one and only source of connections in the entertainment industry for gossip-hungry netizens!

#A golden finger? Isn't it just for going off the rails?#

Theme: When you're prosperous, help the world too