[Quick Transmigration] My Bound Baby-Burp Bottom Is a Real Little One

Disabled System No. 863 was reassigned to the universally shunned "Baby-Babble Bottom Rehabilitation Group" after complaining about its boss during a meeting.

It had no idea there was a huge trap waiting for it here. It only planned to bind with a Host, study "The Art of Faking It" together, and complete its missions.

But it never expected the Host it bound with to be a real baby who needed milk!

The baby was so soft and adorable, and so pitiful. No. 863 took human form, named itself Duan Buyu, and planned to scavenge for trash to buy formula for the little one. From an early age, it earnestly taught the baby, "Little one, when you grow up, you should become a real tough guy."

After the baby grew up...

No. 863 rubbed its lower back. "Well, you don't have to be quite that tough."

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Duan Qingyang had forgotten everything else. He only remembered that his childhood nickname was Chunsheng, and that he once had a partner.

One day, a voice rang in his ear: "Aww~ Chunsheng, baby, don't be scared. Daddy's here!"

Duan Qingyang: "Sure. Whatever makes you happy."

#Talkative, Cheerful System Bottom X Scheming, Pretending-to-Be-Young Big Shot Top#

[The Hearing-Impaired Abandoned Baby]

I'll scavenge for trash to buy you formula!

[The Beloved Little Darling on a Parenting Variety Show]

Drink your milkie so you can grow big and tall~

[Milky-Scented Omega]

Fake milk mixed with strong liquor, and my partner staggers along the wall

[The Post-Apocalyptic Freeloader]

A zombie, but still losing its baby teeth.

[The Pure-Hearted Merman King]

Blow bubbles, find a wife, go sleepy-sleep

Theme: Stand on your own two feet, and love one another