[Western Crossover] If I Had Two Hundred Dollars

Imagine if every time someone lied to you, you got two hundred dollars.

Wendy: "Then I'd sign up for text alerts every time my balance changed, and head to Gotham."

Go to Gotham?

Wendy: "Exactly. Even if my phone kept buzzing nonstop in the middle of the street, I wouldn't put it on silent!"

What a hypocritical world. Everyone, please lie to me.

P.S. Batman-kid fiction, with a female lead who only gets taken in after she's grown up.

Theme: A trap